Sima

2-0

That Ba is absolutely fucking useless.

That's every cunt on the first train then

“Is this water microwaved?”

Chuffed to bits for you @TheGuv, enjoy! What a legend whoever donated the tickets is.

No mention of Barnsey in there. Must be staying with him.

Didn’t give the Murphy pen against Chelsea last season.

Get fucked, baldy.

Of course. First clip.

"Absolewt bollocks"

Just buy a ticket for a train to the Metrocentre to get through. Jobs a goodun.

LNER operating dry trains on Sunday. Where there's a will there's a way though...

“Let’s see cubaricho’s subscription fees…”

These cunts get away with so much, man.

Milner and Matip on to change the game.

Sit down Fletch, you daft cunt.

Doesn’t sound very “magic European night” at Anfield.

Ban this sick filth.

"I know, I'll call myself Oxo instead of Bisto. They'll never see through that"

He’s a shitter version of Cattermole on the pitch. An absolute clogger.

Same in The Leazes. Playing Doris Day at full volume probably fucked the speakers.

Wouldn't have been likely to take players off early either.

He wouldn’t get sent off if he did. We’ve already seen that with Sabitzer.

12/1 for these to win the league. Wouldn’t surprise me.

Tempted to put £500 on Man Utd to numb the pain.