Surely you just tell the missus you are going to the games still and go out on the piss.
Come on, man. These people want to hand money over to Ashley to protest against him. I don’t think they have the cognitive thought process to plan such a ruse as lying to the missus and not going to the match.
Fucking hell, just don’t go to the games.
He gave away 10K season tickets because he didn’t want the ground empty. It’s one of the main thing he cares about, time to stay in with the wife and miss the match.