Sima

Booed off Fucking freeloaders.

Three mint clearances by Fernandez.

Fucking hell, I’d be livid if I was Ancelotti there. Walcott was through.

Aye, this ‘the big 6 must get all of the best talent’ schtick is absolutely lifting. Was tiresome when Cabaye and Ba were getting linked away every week.

Now that the key assets have been secured as a loan they can only really sell to the FPP group. Unless someone comes in and pays over the odds, that is.

Gewch.

Wonder how many of the put them pewls on to help the club out today.

Why is Almiron being played out of position for Christian Atsu?

What in the fuck?

Ludicrous decision.

Fuck this game.

Come on, man. Fair point. What the fuck was I thinking?

How’s he not sent off, man?

Shit goalkeeping.

Who doesn’t?

The celebration.

Fucking shite from Gayle.

‘BARMY NIGHT IN BARCELONA!’

‘Big Andy, Jonjo, Dummy’ Fuck off, cunt.

Oh great, this again.

That’s a red.

Surely a penalty?

The only thing they cling onto is Bruce having more points than Rafa, like some sort of weird confirmation of him being a fraud. Which in turn has put them in a position where they are hoping Newcastle win games so they can gloat.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Has Yorkshire Puddings on his Christmas dinner then went on to say ‘all Geordies do’. Didn’t think I could despise him any more.