Sima

I see they're whinging about the cost of tickets again. 'Our fans'

Genuinely think this would happen in the ridiculously hypothetical scenario he ended up close to a move here.

Not sure you can say folk generally don’t care about football too much in France when they’ve won the WC twice in the last 25 years. PSG are an artificial sack of shite though, if he’s going to France I’d far rather he went to Marseille or similar. Might as well go to the MSL to grow the game there. Would be huge and he would be closer to home for internationals.

It’s only £800,000 as it’s in instalments iirc.

Doncaster is very handy for Sheffield. The logical choice for him, instead of being racially abewsed for only scoring goals.

Not a fan of that top, mate.

When is Phil Jones signing?

We’re going to be the shittest team in the league. Class.

Is he a 'good guy' though? Does he scratch his bollocks on the sidelines or does he have the door opening while he is having a shit talking to a new signing? No? Fuck him.

Some haven't even got the artwork on the front

How much would it have cost to attach the card to a covering letter like you get with a bank card.? Richie Rich showing his appreciation for the fans, I see.

'Improved loan bid' Magic.

Course he won't say that, man. He's the fattest jellyfish in existence.

Good.

Other cunt looks like Roger Waters.

Fuck off Radagast

Silly lass. She’s pure taste as well.

Cashier number four, please!

The state of the cunt.

Same. After all, we’ve already had Bernard, Arthur, Fred, Allan and Allison among others.

Lemina is hopeless.

'Skips and Bins' Fitting.

Congratulations, we're standing still...