Sima

Attaka. Never realised Clattenburg’s accent was so strong. Edit - Consett, thought he was laying it on a bit like.

My stream is buffering again.

Dzagoev hit by a polonium attack.

Bent as fuck. Just checking on Russia’s odds to win the WC.

Push?

Argentine, eh Clive? Quite the feat that he played for Spain.

Has the world just glitched? Sure that ball was in play then jumped to being out.

Love this Russian Anthem, one of the best.

It was no Robbie Coltrane tbf.

Egg and eyebrows.

Sounds like Partridge on auto-tune.

Put the piss tape on the big screen.

Is this being run through Google Translate?

Needed more tanks and Soviet aggression imo with the national anthem blaring out. Like Rocky IV.

She’s incredible tbf. Off to Instagram for a bit.

Christ, he’s back on.

Just like Russia.

Hope taTu make an appearance at this opening ceremony.

‘Ya Ya Ya Ya’. Fuck off, Clive.

2 wimmin. Fewmin.

Ian Wright must spend a lot of time at Brazil training sessions.

Depending on how deep England go you’ve got to think Spurs might be without Kane and Alli. The likes of Dier, Eriksen and Dembele could be affected too.

27th June.

It seems even their resident financial analyst who, before the thread linked above was highly respected on there due to his ability to dumb down accounts for them, isn’t safe from their wrath should he even demonstrate one iota of scepticism about The Don.