Sima

£15m for Chris Wood is peak Burnley.

They'll definitely be some bumping of that thread tonight. Comfort blanket and all...

James Vaughan is fucking terrible.

Two nowt. :lol:

'Catts'

'Our fans'

An empty Haribo bag? Didn't realise AJ was on day release.

So defensive

What makes a big club? Not being called Newcastle.

Factory fortnight, marra.

Hells teeth.

Limited Edition Sports Direct mug with Newcastle badge on the bottom.

I reckon you'd definitely get over 50K on gofundme if you started an Ashley assassination fund like.

Yes, in the form of an interest free £120m loan that is never being paid back. Belter. So if a hypothetical buyer were to emerge, that £120m won't be tacked onto the asking price.

This 30 minute 'show' will be nothing more than a well-rehearsed, well-orchestrated line of questions. I'd be amazed if it was filmed under the normal interview method. There will have been a number of retakes to make sure he (and Keith Bishop) are getting across exactly what they want to.

After being spoiled with the way the ESPN site operates for NFL FF, this is an absolute mess.

Wouldn't be surprised if our match thread over there is bigger than the one for their own match this afternoon.

Cheating little wanker.

Great downward header.

David Luiz What a dafty.

Burnley winning.

It's the Irish feed.

In a shock move, it will be the regen that makes way for Cahill's replacement.