Sima

I'd love to see Shola and Terry in a race from one goal to the other. Would be better than watching this shit, that's for sure.

Dat Physio

Fuck off Halsey.

Tim Hoof

Masking Mourinho's wank style of football by calling them 'mean' ffs.

Mahoof Yanga-MBiwa

Yoan Hoofran.

That picture of Whelan . I thought that senile wanker was out of my life forever.

Remember Sissoko dicking Ashley Cole last season? Seems so far away now.

Worth a shot that tbf.

Wolliamson pls.

Excellent defensive header from Williamson there, straight to Ivanovic.

PARDEW, GIZ A WAVE!

McAllister reading from the Pardew excuse sheet.

Just play on you bald cunt.

Willo pls.

Fuck off Pardew.

I e-mailed them at the start of the season explaining that I my Mrs had a baby on the way and for them not to bother sending me a season card out as I am not interested. Ended the e-mail with 'btw, I have cancelled the Direct Debit, so I expect no more charges.' I think I am still a member, weirdly.

Imagine 50,000 pissed up Celtic fans, man. They were pissing on windows of restaurants while people were eating last time they were here.

Genuinely didn't realise it was offside. I was probably too incandescent with rage to notice the flag.

Just the one (Villa) isn't it? Don't even think Cisse would have missed that one as well. He works hard but that's it. He's a symbol of the mediocrity and the 'standard-lowering' of the current regime and isn't fit to lace the likes of Lua Lua's boots.

I wouldn't give him a run in the middle as his finishing is surprisingly worse than even Cisse's at the minute. Disgusting miss from him last night.

Good letter and the section about Ashley not wanting the article praising a fellow employee going to print is unsurprising. Caulkin will be the next one banned I feel.

Sovereign state, etc. 0-4

1966 apparently