Sima

Listen to this pair of miserable cunts, man.

'Of Chelsea' Fuck off you cheddar helmet.

Scores as soon as I take him out of my fantasy team. Prick.

Is that a flyer for players available that is sent to every other club in the world?

Shoot on sight with this keeper.

Square it you clown.

Ah well, we tried

Harald Schumacher?

That Neuer right-wing thing too easy?

Surely Boateng is a better option at LB than this daft cunt.

Aye, it's daft at Bayern as well. Not as if they are short of CMs either (would have more if Guaridola didn't play a CM in defence).

This playing Lahm in midfield strikes me as such a hipster cunt move. What's next? Neuer right-wing?

Where's Hummels? Injured?

Townsend actively supporting Algeria

CREED IS DOWN

Mad bastard.

What is this shit? Although did enjoy that dumb Brazilian smashing the TV.

http://a.pomf.se/qjsgmj.gif

£5m for Williamson. Get to fuck.

Shola's gone now, we'd have no-one left to score the penalty.

Unless there is nothing to possibly stop you going over due to the contact it is a dive.

Huntelaar is going to go nuts when he is dropped for the QF.

Klaus Jan Huntelaar?

Poor fuckers.