Sima

Pardewed.

What a knacker.

What have the rules of 8 or 9 years ago got to do with it? Speccy mackem nonce.

'Terrible mix-up' Stop going on about it, daft arse.

What a save.

Thank fuck.

Pardew's The King's wet dream.

Love that camera in the crowd.

Some header.

Put £50 on a Belgium/Brazil/Russia treble

This been posted yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USJx1vzzd5w

Balotelli

Is there a human more unsuitable to Sunderland than Asamoah Gyan? How the fuck did he stay there for more than 31 seconds?

Phil Neville far more at home as a pundit than a co-commentator.

This love-in

'I've got to congratulate Iran' A thoroughly unsurprising sentence from Neil Lennon.

dat defense. Complete all-rounder.

Has to start v Argentina.

Fuck off you Iranian cunts.

Christ.

Mikel is rubbish.

On target.

Fuck off Shola.

Missed anyway, the fucking glans.