Sima

Skrtel smelling man flesh.

Probert in bottling cunt shocker.

Why is Fernando Alonso playing in defence for Liverpool?

Liverpool FC against racism

Gaffer at work who is a Leeds fan had 2-1 Ross McCormack anytime, he'd have been devastated if that last goal had stood.

Madness from Michael Brown.

FERTERSHOPPED YER MAG KERNT

Today's attendance excuse

The best celebration I've probably experienced was when Rob Lee scored against Chelsea at Wembley. I was near the back of the stand to start with and ended up near the pitch and I can't remember touching a single seat on the way down. I've been fortunate enough to be at all of the great games at home and a few away, but nothing comes close to that moment when Shearer whipped that ball in at Wembley for Rob Lee. It sounded like the roof was going to come off. I didn't even see the ball going in, I was already celebrating. My greatest moment supporting Newcastle.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/is-this-real-life.jpg

JIZZ EVERYWHERE!

When is this expected to be confirmed?

What a little fucking runt.

Shitloads of empty seats at The Emirates The BBC:

I've had to use that.

Embarrassment.

Mackems sitting firmly on the side of Hazard. I've posted the thread about Cabaye at Everton on there. "Totally different" apparently.

Loads of replies of excellent, love owt like this marra, ad infinitum.

Fuck, had completely forgotten about Uncal Mick

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=756896 High-fives all around for exposing him, it seems.

Pardew to start him and Taylor on the bench and play Williamshit on Tuesday?

'Bah Gawd, Bah Gawd, Bah Gaaaaaawd' BAH GAWD! LAMBERT HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

Is that the name of a pub quiz trophy?