Sima

Tiote playing turboshit.

'sweaty goal' All true.

Referee has gone off book.

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Boubacar Barry sounds like a BBC children's TV character.

Tiote dropkicking the ball.

Hopefully he can steer Japan to victory.

It's not 2004, man.

Fuck is that thing?

This commentator is off his tits.

Like Honda. Got a good engine on him. AMIRITE?

Strike.

counter thrust

Rio changing his tune, he would have been all 'fuck that choc ice cunt' a few years back.

Lineker's look to the camera Someone needs to gif that.

No Drogba in the starting XI. Ivory Coast XI: Barry, Boka, Zokora, Kalou, Tiote, Gervinho, Bony, Aurier, Toure ©, Serey, Bamba #CIVvsJPN

Love it if Gabby Logan posed 'Steven, you were a bit shit tonight, what happened?'

Fuck me, that would have been amazing.

Phil Neville channelling Karl Pilkington

Fucking hell, actually Shola-esque.

England goal coming.

Fucking 'Andreas' Pirlo. What a cheddar helmet.

Maybe Wilshere is coked off his tits.

We know immobile tbf.