Sima

No way he said that? A lot needs to be made of this, get the fucker off our television once and for all.

Class if Simone smacked that wank plaque off Platini's head. BUH GAWD!

Pepe with the 'John Terry'

Fuck off Redknapp, Captain Hindsight.

Taylor on one team and Pardew on another. The fuck?

Who's this cunt? Steven Taylor?

Dear christ.

Poor fuckers.

Pardew being a cunt Us being absolutely dogwank Sunderland looking doomed, then going to Wembley and staying up, beating us twice in the process. QPR getting promoted. Now this, what a fucking wank season. Only saving grace being Liverpool not winning the league.

Tiago

Platini nodding off.

Simeone

The fuck does Ramos think he is? Nicky Butt?

SS1HD dead.

Fuck did Benzema get in the Atletico end?

First QPR, now this mega anguish.

Fuck off.

Pepe needs to run on the pitch or something.

Zizou

Marcelo's made all the difference here.

MEDIC!

I wonder if Turan has his full kit on?

Should have had a hat-trick.