Sima

Perch on for Obertan. Perch to LB, Gutierrez LW, Gouffran RW?

I don't understand how the punditry works on this channel. Two people talking Arabic and Denis Irwin speaking English discussing the game.

Apart from last season?

Cock Piss Pardew.

oops Ban him.

Might turn this shit off now.

Taylor He's such a fucking weirdo.

Where the fuck were Simpson and Obertan, man?

Good save.

Cisse getting frustrated.

Handball from Toure surely?

Gouffran's pass ffs

Meh, I'm happy as long at is 0-0. Agree that we're not ending this with eleven.

Francis hates Gouffran.

Thank fuck for Gareth Barry

Fuck off Benitez.

Shot.

Absolutely no presence in midfield.

Might have a nap, this is grim.

Gah.

Simpson

Does that count as a shot on target?