Sima

Fuck me, what a hit. PAPISSSSS

Williamson free kick nearly converted.

wtf?

Torres looks like a completely different player.

Tiote needs to chill the fuck out.

Tiote's going off this game

4-4-2 Hoofball?

Meireles' hair man. What a cock.

Tony Gale. Great.

COME ON!

Think we're going to get mullered.

"Gunn formula" ffs

http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/MikeAshley_621291.jpg Needs to be "cartoonised" and be the new Yao face tbh

Raul? Probably the player who would least fit into our buying policy in the world ffs

There's another reason why I'd love us to beat them Liam fucking Gallagher

Fuck off Quinn man, you boring drunken cunt.

Fergie

There should be immunity from referees for tackling Gareth Barry.

Shola Time > De Jong Time tbh

Get Valencia on ffs.

wtf was De Gea doing?

Here Lee, spend a couple of hours signing these 500 shirts, we've got a pitch to re-lay.

Neville's face