Sima

http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/MikeAshley_621291.jpg Needs to be "cartoonised" and be the new Yao face tbh

Raul? Probably the player who would least fit into our buying policy in the world ffs

There's another reason why I'd love us to beat them Liam fucking Gallagher

Fuck off Quinn man, you boring drunken cunt.

Fergie

There should be immunity from referees for tackling Gareth Barry.

Shola Time > De Jong Time tbh

Get Valencia on ffs.

wtf was De Gea doing?

Here Lee, spend a couple of hours signing these 500 shirts, we've got a pitch to re-lay.

Neville's face

Leapt like a Salmon

Tevez is going to go nuts soon

Rooney

Well, this is shit. Not surprising like.

The Bayern fans said "enough was enough, we want to see our team at closer quarters" and banging on about his replica Woking shirt.

Appalling.

Nani spamming the right analog stick

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you JH

The ticker at the top "CITY" "UTD"

Lots of injuries for Man City please.

Poor Roy hasn't got a chance, has he?

Is it not even for charity?