La Parka

Never changes despite all the positive talk. Utter dross

He'd do a much better job than Cisse or Thauvin tbh.

Thauvan :'(

http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/58/281x351/304954_1.jpg Not sure if srs...

Cisse is worth dothing up top on his own. At least Ayoze can control a ball.

So limited colback man. Terrible.

Colback passing, then running after his pass like a 4 year old instead of forward into space. Clueless.

With you all the way. This is pure shit.

Doing his best Cabella impression.

Gonna go do the ironing I think. Don't know why we bother

FUCK ME HOW!""!"

The long balls begin....

3 players pressing the ball there like. Why dont we fucking play like that?

:'(

Laughable defending man.

CISSE Y U NO GOOD

Pileopiss is shit on his own

:'(

I dont know what im doing wrong. Last year I was solid to 100 all season

Pure effluence this year like.

Welcome to the post Newcastle fails club. Chairman: Andy Carroll. Manager: Jose Enrique Pancake Man: Olivier Bernard Cheeky Scamp: Charles Nzogbia Why is it our ambitious players that leave almost always fail at their next club?

Was clumsy as fuck but no intent. Reputation got ahead of him (see Tiote for reference)

Mitrovic bossing Rooney for me. Watch the Hernandez chance again then watch Saylor and you both might change your mind Yeah! Spotted that too!

Was that Taylor trying a phill Jones when Hernandez got through?

If only it went in