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Who's that? Oh fuck the grammar police are out in force.

Pathetic dive bought by ref.

Hadeira looks decent.

What it was basically an open goal. Er, no it wasn't. The keeper was there ffs. Come on. 8 yards out, me Granny cud a scored that, and shes been dead for 20 years. The exact opposite of an open goal though. An open goal is when the goal is... wait for it... open. I whatever. It was a shocking miss.

What it was basically an open goal. Er, no it wasn't. The keeper was there ffs. Come on. 8 yards out, me Granny cud a scored that, and shes been dead for 20 years.

What it was basically an open goal.

Some decent passing there.

Just as well Shatoff lives up to his name.

Hit it man.

HBA, what a miss

What do you mean, who else is there?

Finally

Jesus, we need a striker on, this is ridiculous

He's got a unique skull. Wins every race by a nose.

Come on, get Shola on for Gods sake

Commentator dissing Obertan!

Shola.... that hat!

Might as well get him on.... either him or Shola

The team is really from 1000 miles away from Moscow. Have to play there because of some kind of revolt in their home region!

Never got on the field with Villa but got a medal none the less.

4-6-0 formation. Hmmmm.

You obviously never watched Kevin Dillon or Pat Heard... The Pat Heard school of football. Halcyon days.

Disgraceful bit of business, like. Wow, never thought of it like that. I guess Pards was told by Uncle Alec that Obertan was mint.

Hmm, Shola the only actual striker in the squad

Bobble bobble bobble. How do they get away with having this artificial pitch? Awful.