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IF that's a dive than my real name is Bobbins Bale.

How is that a dive ffs? Fuck off. He clatters his foot.

Eat shit. Neymar does what he does best, get player sent off.

Until this season yeah. Real under Ancelotti are much nicer than under Mourinho though.

Neymar on the right

Only last season two german sides beat both these teams comfortably in the CL semis.

Not having a good game at all.

For me only Iniesta, Alba and Messi can be happy with their performances. Cesc, Javier and Dani are the worst of the bunch, while Neymar and Xavi aren't doing anything.

Terrible refereeing. First no second yellow for diving for Di Maria, then misses offside on Benzema and then gives a penalty there. Rea been lucky in this second half, Barcelona been better here.

I don't know man, he's been like that ever since coming back from injury. Playing him out on the right doesn't help.

I don't think speed would help when it's him by himself all night every night. They're not used to having to defend, so when they have too they're baffling.

Bale's been hiding, Cronaldo's been slowing play down. One of them will score tonight though imo Possibly. But Dani Alves is having trouble defending yet Ronaldo is drifting inside. They should just overload with Marcelo, Di Maria and Ronaldo there.

Benzema could've had 10 this half

Bale, Neymar, Ronaldo and Fabregas all having terrible games, yet this is the most exciting game I've seen this season.

Pepe is such a fucking prick. Should get a ban for life for being born.

Thank fuck for that because Neymar is fucking shit today.

Their whole defense from Dani to Mascherano to Pique have been exposed. Busquets doesn't have the legs to help out.

Think Sergio Ramos wants to compete with Neymar for shittest hair competition.

Di Maria has been running this show man. Best game I've seen him have in a looong time.

Barcelona are so shit at defending it's embarrassing. Fucking Mascherano man.

So fucking predictable. Every time he gets the ball it's like Tata has told him to go at players while Dani overlaps him and the rest of the team just stands there watching. He's just another Pedro, Alexis when he's playing with Messi unfortunately.

What a game this will be!

Di Maria is on fire.