Northern Monkey

Well done NUFC. This is like a new signing.

The lad has bags of potential, and occasionally actually has an entire 10 minute spell where he doesn't forget to jump for a header, or when he manages to control simple passes to him.

I think that with players of his calibre, alongside the likes of Xisco, signed by the (defended by some on here for his record with us) Dennis Wise, we will have a team to challenge for the top 6, to go along with the owner, directors and manager.

Top 6 of the Championship, that is.

Fuck off Shola, you useless, worthless, clueless pile of lanky donkey shite.

Giving midfielders 8's? How much did they fucking create??? Clearly yet another person commenting without watching.

Another shite performance against poor opposition from a very bad manager and a very bad team.

Its a good job est Brom, Stoke and Blackburn are in the same league as us.

People need to forget about KK and move on. He isn't coming back and we're stuck with Ashley. He may not be the perfect owner but there's a better a chance of him spending some money in the upcoming window now. I won't be wasting my time being bitter about the whole KK thing and I just want to see the club doing well, and that is actually possible even with Ashley and Kinnear in charge. Oh, and bring back Mort, please.

so you accept everthing he did, ashley?

and what HIS MAN Wise did?

and what we were left with?

fucking cretin.

He could undo many wrongs this january by splashing out a decent wedge.

We desperately need

central defender

left back

athletic defensive midfielder

creative midfielder

 

and a couple of prospects... a la bassong!!

and two strikers. and a right winger.

Absolutely awful performance today and to think that teams like Wigan, Fulham are not paying out half the wages we are but give 110% every game and are getting results.

 

Today proves if any of our regular back four are injured then the players coming in are not good enough, we also need new midfielders as when the ball goes wide it hardly frightens teams that we have Butt and Guthrie running into box.

 

Also how p1ssed off must Carroll be?? Changes game at Wigan and then does not even get a runout when we have a player taking up a shirt who cant run and needs the ball on a plate for him to score and has been offered a great contract yet still stalls on it. What the hell was he doing when he kicked the ball over his own crossbar when facing up the pitch on his best foot?? Things are that bad that in 2nd half I actually said to mate, we would be more of a threat with Carroll and Ameobi up top.

 

Players at NUFC are just getting their places because of their reputations and need to go. We have 1 great player in Given and the rest have some good games but to inconsistant!

how pissed off must xisco be ?

pissed off and shit??

i don't think he really cares, to be honest. ask any of the so-called "ITK'S" - If they can't fill the blanks then they are as big a bunch of arseholes as i suspected.

we've got a crap squad, arsehole owner,totally useless DoF (despite all the sad cunts defendinding him and his boss, like a gang of arse-lickingehouses ), and shit manager. we're fucked, tell all your foreign, non-match going, pathetic TV-watcing, idiot know-it-alls, that if they'd been to a game, they'd see how shit we really are.

and a big fat festive FUCK YOU, YOU SOFT CUNT, to every person who thinks we aren't shite. you fucking cretins. you're idiots.

Mort ain't coming back, Skirge.

Now we're stuck with Ashley, Wise and Kinnear. We are going to be the lower mid table club that all of you who supported the likes of Bramble, Ameobi and Barton deserve. What a load of shit.

Supid owner, terrible DoF, average manager YEARS AGO. Fuck it, we're done.

xisco must be shit in training

No, no, if you ask all those arseholes who defended that little cunt Wise, he brought some top class players in, including Xisco.

Muahahaahahahahaha!!

Let him have a new contract, as long as we don't have to play him much.

City's next three games are Hull away, then Chelsea & Man Utd.

 

Could very realistically be bottom by the end of the month.

Ours are Wigan, Chelsea and Boro, WE could very realistically be bottom by then.

Yay, yet another fucking pathetic move by NUFC, which some arseholes will try to spin into some kind of positive. another example of how retarded everyone in the management/ownership structure is. We deserve our lauhing stock tag.

I couldn't give less of a fuck what Joe The Fantasist Kinnear says. Not about my club, the press, the players, the owner, or anything esle.

He's a fucking idiot who shoudl be nowhere near our club, and i don't for one second prescribe to the "he's here so lump it" mentality. The arseholes who spouted that did the same for wankers like Souness and Roeder.

Fuck off Kinnear, you useless, lying cretin.

Yes, if we can't get Moyes or a decent foreign manager.

Beye has more talent than i've  seen at RB for us for a long time.

The fact that Stupid Pikey Joe is even talking about Carr shows what absolute and utter CUNTS hi, Wise and Ashley are. Fuck off, one and all.

Some arseholes on here thought Viduka was good enough. They were fucking stupid, and then further shown up now he's "injured".

Some have said shola is good enough. They are beyond cretinous.

SOME even said Smith was good enough. They are more stupid than Barton himself.

Anyone who is in the the list above will almost certainly be in the "lets put up with it, Joe is the man for us/lets just put up with wht we have" camp. Because you're a bunch of fucking idiots. Its people like you who have done as much harm to NUFC as fans as could be done, by accepting shite like that.

Keep Barton??

Yup. A very, very average player who has proven unable to keep his normal (i.e. dickhead) personality in check. Yes, that's exactly what we need. a player who puts himself above his club every time,in our time of need. fucking idiots.

hahahahaahaha!!! Peopel are actually trying to spin this into something positive. For fucks sake.

We're a laughing stock, and rightly so.

"put up with it"...."could be worse"......fuck that!! We're Newcastle United, for crying out loud.

This club is fucked, and we're going down.

I've said many a time that I would love Big Marko to play for the Toon - but I've always added that I'm biased so to take my opinion with a pinch of salt!

 

That horrible cliche "good technique for a big man" was never more true than with Viduka, truly a classy striker and one can only wonder what might have happened if a top notch manager had shaped his career and instilled some discipline and consistency into him.

 

More talent than Le Sib and Shola combined, his style of play means we could probably squeeze another two or three seasons out of him, providing a great foil for Owen or Martins, or an extra dimension as a sub.

 

Unfortunately, I have little doubt Roeder would turn his nose up at him - using a combination of age, wages and injury record as plausible but ultimately insufficient reasons.

You seem to have miss-spelt "lazy, crap attitude for a big man".

The start of the second half was a chance for everyone to get behind the team again, not a chance for you idiots to get yourselves on tv.

 

That directly contributed to the slow start we made to the second half.

 

Cheers lads

Fucking hell.

Is it the fans fault the players are shit now as well??

I am worried about who he'll pick, because Ashley has fuck all idea on who to employ at a football club.

Personally, i'm going to boycott the game - the media will pick up on it, and ram it don that useless fat c*** ashley's throat.

 

Ashley is ENTIRELY at fault, because HE is the absolute retard who put Wise and Jimenez in place.

 

He's a fat, lying cretin, and has managed the seemingly impossible by making me want Shepherd back.

 

when do you turn 14?

wind your neck in, softarse.

Personally, i'm going to boycott the game - the media will pick up on it, and ram it don that useless fat cunt ashley's throat.

Ashley is ENTIRELY at fault, because HE is the absolute retard who put Wise and Jimenez in place.

He's a fat, lying cretin, and has managed the seemingly impossible by making me want Shepherd back.

There are some very good posts in this thread rather than the reactionary rubbish being spouted by a lot of people. Regarding Ashley, I ask myself the question "What has Ashley done wrong?"

 

Attempt to sell Barton?

Attempt to sell Owen?

Successfully sell Milner for £12m?

Unearth players like Colo, Jonas, Guthrie and these new guys?

Make Keegan Manager?

 

You could argue that Owen shouldn't be sold, but he's been offered a contract and doesn't seem committed to sign it yet.

 

Like someone else said in this thread, Keegan seems to be fighting the wrong battles, and if he'd just stick to what he's good at this could all work very well.

 

Fail to sack Barton.

Fail to sell Smith/Ameobi/etc.

Fail to get in enough players.

Give Dennis Wise a BOARD position.

Allow Dennis Wise power over recruitment/retention.

Make us like liek an even bigger bunch of twats that those supporting Souness/Allardyce did.

I wasn't particularly in favour of KK coming back - i saw it as a populist sop by an owner desperate to please fans at a club that he did not understand.

But Ashley have proven himself to be a fucking joke, and an utter cretin, in a number of different ways, way beyond the appointment of a man he then hamstrung from the outset. FFS was also a cunt, but at least he backed his managers. Ashley had fucked it right up.

If Dennis Wise is in charge for the Hull game, which is mooted as a possibility, i'll not be going, and if he is put in place longer term, i'm cancelling my DD, offering the club the difference had i just got one years worth of tickets, and fucking off. Whilst the club is always more important than the owner or manager, nowadays the club is increasingly defined by them, and i can't say i want much to do with a club that has Dennis Fucking Wise as a senior member of staff.

KK putting on a brave face?

 

KK saying it was his decision to sell.

 

Money too good to turn down.

What a load of shite.

What an absolute shambles. The only right winger we have, and a good one, and we get rid.

This club is run by wankers. "ooh, he's a billionaire businessman".....bollocks. He's clearly a decent discount retailer, but he's no business man. Putting wise on the Board was a perfect example of this.

Anyone that thinks the likes of Duff can do a job out there hasn't been fucking watching.

Yet again, Newcastle United prove ourselves to be so far from the big clubs its painful.

We are not even in the second tier of clubs now - the lieks of Spurs, Everton and Villa have moved on, while we've been dragged back by the stupid cunts in charge, with arseholes on forums like this still trying to suck him off because he's fat, pretends to be a fan, and drinks pints.

Stil, i'm sure Dennis Wise has a fantastic signing up his sleeve. hahahaahahahahaaha.