Theregulars

How are a team with Robert "ball breaker" Huth top of the league?

5 winless and goalless for cripple pardlace. Sounds familiar.

Where does he get 6 from?

Our chances to goals ratio must be the worst in European - perhaps world - football.

Moron.

Valencia is a diving little whelp

Shelvey. He's like... A footballer

Wonder interception from

Colback from that corner

Fair play

People kicking off about not hoying Saivet straight in

 

Here he is ginger Jack's one man fan club.

 

If there's one person with a remarkable track record for nosing his way up the buttholes of absolutely s**** NUFC players, it's wor Folu.

 

The yank who started taking an interest in the EPL a couple of years ago has spoken.

Yet he appears to have developed a more discerning eye for talent than you, despite the apparent infancy of his interest.

People kicking off about not hoying Saivet straight in

Incorrect; they are annoyed that Colback remains in. Saivet is preferable because he could, in theory, play football.

Jack Colback: the football equivalent of the unflushable floater when your new girlfriend is coming over to your one-toilet flat.

Just boo him when he touches the ball.

The thing about him is there's no "yeah, but he can...". There is genuinely no particularly positive attribute to him, other than its easy for commentators to spot him on the field.

And you know it's Shelvey going off for Saivet as well

The greatest thing about this sale is not having to hear a bunch of halfwits bleat "shoooooooot" whenever he's within 120 yards of goal.

I hope one day we stop talking about him because karma stops raping us in the eye.

I think he's better than playing a non-winger on the left wing, which is what we insist on doing, despite having an allegedly talented one in Thauvin. If the end result means teams have to plan for attacks down both flanks as opposed to only Sissoko, then this is positive.

As much as I want to agree that the red card was a poor call, if one of their lot stamped on one of our team in the same way I'd certainly be up in arms demanding a red.

Do we reckon he'll feature tonight? Hope he gets a fair crack this season.

 

One thing I could never fathom with Pardew is why Marv didn't even make the bench. I can accept he wasn't the hardest working player, but considering he can beat a man, put in decent delivery and score a goal, why wouldn't you want someone like that if you need a goal?

 

Because he was a garbage manager who focused only on players whose attributes were limited to "hard-working", "determined" and "honest"?

Don't worry Taylor, I smell what you're cookin'

they have done bugger all man ffs

 

They tried to organise one protest (which didn't work for various reasons) and have done nowt since (they probably realise that its near impossible to try and get the whole fanbase onside)

 

edit: the idea was good but they needed to try something different when the protest didn't work (they basically did nowt after it)

Sackyou.com

Definitely should not be the manager.

http://i.imgur.com/UlnsDxJ.jpg

Didn't realise John C. McGinley was a member of the forum.

I'll totally take that

There you go.