Elric

Bottled it. 

Casemiro is gonna score in this one, isn't he

2-0

Start Pope if he's capable, can't afford Dubravka having a fanboy moment and 'accidentally' fumbling one in his own net

Didn't realise Tosin was 6'5", like

30 minutes ago, Geordie Ahmed said:

McTominay is absolutely shite

He's the man to pop up with an jammy 94th minute equaliser

1 hour ago, bobbydazzla said:

If someone says “is this cunt sold / signed / fit / injured / dead yet”  it’s a standard forum comment man

 

It’s common N-O parlance alongside: that’s a Giggs, flying so high it leaves the atmosphere, moving Leazes terrace brick by brick, plus many others 

 

I don’t actually think Callum Wilson is a cunt 

 

 

 

 

Sell him for hundreds of billions. 

Just now, Coffee_Johnny said:

That’s my concern today. Imagine if it’s a tight game or we’re trying to claw back into it, Isak running on empty towards the end and… can’t even finish the thought. Prospect of going to a very beatable version of Man Utd, for a game which really matters, without a striker is horrific. 

Hopefully he'll be fit for Man U but "a little tightness" probably translates to "out until August"

Body like a dropped packet of digestives Hopefully some Saudi / Turkish / Whoever team offer a decent amount in the summer. I'd snap their hands off for anything north of £10m. 

1 minute ago, Skeletor said:

Ratcliffe to take Palace to arbitration over their refusal to give Man Utd the 3 points.

If only the IT department had been tidier, this never would have happened 😔

Brexit Jimmy pulling his lank, greasy hair out 

1 minute ago, Sima said:

Casemiro  

Saudis in the summer:

TAKE MY MONEY 

Dear oh dear

4 minutes ago, sushimonster85 said:

 

He had a glorious breakdown when the goal was ruled out 

 

 

 

 

Hahaha, nice pants, daft cunt

Also, had a look at Rebekka's profile for... reasons, giant picture of Klopp as her header

Olise is class, but with our medical team? 💀

28 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Why not? He’s a Manchester/Northern lad. 

I should have qualified - I don't believe he has any particular affinity for the south, i just feel he'll get some massive deal from a London club and that'll be that 🤷‍♂️

This guy isn't leaving London, like. 

Luckiest cunts going, marra. 

Imagine how much more infuriating it would be having this cunt anywhere near the matchday squad if we were shit

Anyone bitching about padding out the squad with some 7's... I present to you Matt Ritchie

Glad I was so wrong about how this would go, these are fucking wank

Gonna be grim as fuck watching us fend off wave after wave of Burnley attacks

35 minutes ago, Ikon said:

https://x.com/nufc/status/1784544939239518276?s=46
 

This reminded me so much of Maximus in Gladiator  

Should have hoyed it at some poor fucker in the crowd... "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

2 minutes ago, Gawalls said:

Is it luck when they’ve done it for two seasons on the spin now?

Is it luck when Man U are consistently one of the spawniest sets of cunts in the league? Yes

Not to sound all RTG but... luckiest cunts going