Elric

Get the fuck in. Or... err... OUT, that is. Especially you Shambles

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Is Roeder lead singer for Muse???

Matt Bellamy would have been a better manager though. Few post-match tunes would have been class

On the (few) occasions I've seen him play, he's looked an absolute carthorse. Had a decent match against us, but then who hasn't this season?

Kudos for realising you were a fucking atrocious manager, Glenn, and thanks for... err... actually, just fuck off

Not guilty. Just like OJ Simpson.

Don't want him. Bolton play ugly football and i never want to see that sort of play at Newcastle.

 

And we've played some wonderful stuff this season 

Alkmaar at home, Reading at Home, Pompey at home (In the Carling cup). Three good performances this year that were really entertaining to watch. With a little bit better luck with injuries next year I'm sure we will see more of that.

 

So three matches then out of 50+ games? glad to see we have high standards.

 

Glad someone mentioned it. 3 decent performances all season? Jesus tittyfucking christ. Get Allardyce in.

G. Roeder:

Tactical ineptitude - 11

Use of the sound "erm" in Interviews - 9

Reminding Elric of Albert Steptoe - 7

Never, ever using injuries as an excuse - 9

Referring to one's self in the third person - 4

Of course, the quote from last weeks (IIRC) Ronnie Gill which, to paraphrase, said something like "Ramage has been outstanding (sic) since he came into the side in <insert month here>" had nothing to do with the below at all, nor the fact that no other fucker wants to talk to Anal

And as a result, willing young players like Taylor and Peter Ramage have been forced to carry an ever-increasing work-load.

Funny seeing him cameo in tonight's A Question of Sport doing keepy-ups

Might not be doing that for a while, Robbie, you cunt

HE WAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE A CRAP player...

This.

Wind up merchantry and personal abuse, all in one thread? Must be boxing day!

Anything beyond 4-4-2 may make Roeder's head explode, tbh.

Say "no" to Crack, lads. When will they learn

Loves the cock.

 

I got banned for a month for less than that.

Yes, but I didn't mention it in the context of: "Loves the cock. Just like [mod_name_goes_here]."

Loves the cock.

The 'pirouette' he insists on doing is quite annoying, mind.

Fans tell Glenn: "Use your fucking subs properly, cunt".

Taught a lesson in gamesmanship from those bastards tonight. Decent effort from us, we're too soft though, too naive. Doesn't help when the ref in in Roman's pocket though, the wank. Fucking pissed off overall.

Prefer Essien's tbh. Something immensely satisfying at seeing a 30 yrd screamer absolutely twatted into the back of the net blueyes.gif

 

would love to stay and play, but im out tonight to enjoy the fruits of thailand........in 34 degrees of warmth, in me t shirt and strides........be good x........ill try.

 

Remember the ones with the willies are the boys! xx

 

how will i know?

 

Some mates travelling to Thailand gave me the following advice - ALWAYS look for an Adam's Apple

 

Failing that, the cock is a bit of a give-away also

Get the fuck in

Good cross

Cole's 2nd yellow and still on the field, chaos now

You realise small African children will now have to go months without any exclamation marks because of your thread title? Shameful bluesigh.gif

Seriously Kieron, fuck off. No really.