Beren

Man straight up lying straight down the eye of the camera

RAHEEM

Yeah so impressed by them, but the jig was up for them before a ball was kicked tonight.

Congratulations to England! Great to hear so many fans on here who have had a thankless footballing existence for fucking ages have got this.

UGH ITV

Goddam winding up these emotional England fans

A third goal would really whitewash the penalty issue.

Got to say, Yorkie's transformation into unequivocal England acolyte this tournament has been amazing. He's going to go full heel-turn Khaleesi in the final.

Southgate is shutting up shop against a team on figurative life support from the looks of it.

"I don't care" Lee Dixon. Probably speaking on behalf of much of In-ger-land.

How awkward.

Haha clear dive.

England are a making a right meal of this. Danes can't even close down England players on the edge of the box anymore.

Crucially though, they are both white.

They're really pushing this Grealish/Gazza thing hard

Walker looks fresh as a daisy.

Idiotic from Vestergaard.

Immediately puts in two dangerous balls in the space of a minute

England should win by a couple if this goes to ET. Be massively surprised if the Danes can hang around for another half hour.

Careful, they'll claw your eyes out later Dokko!

Lino shrugged

Pickford vs Schmeichel in a shootout

Better from Denmark. They need to play a bit more keep ball.

Yup, circling the drain now.