Beren

Have him on the bench. Prefer Walcott as he can create more for himself/worries defences more.

X X X X Shaw Ox Wilshere Barkley Lallana Sterling Walcott

Italy beats the hell out of Costa Rica tomorrow, and you beat the hell out of them as well. Get in on GD? I can only visualise the phrase 'beat the hell out of' as a Stone Cold fury of punches and kicks over someone cornered in turnbuckle

Rooney's performance was weak. Goal can't mask that. Not his fault exclusively or whatever the media/papers would have said had he not scored an unmissable tap-in, but he was bad.

Mike's gonna be our downfall. All those Rocky-Apollo gifs are sure to come back and bite us on the ass. Worth it, they're awesome.

Fuck, England getting rinsed by 'Merica - with legitimate superiority too

England boom bust cycle in full effect Yup.

Euros should have been treated as a transition tournament clearing out old shite like Lampard/Gerrard and starting afresh. Short-termism of trying to eke blood from a stone will always keep England from being vaguely decent. Still not a hint of a discernible style/ethos other than being shite but occasionally grinding out results (sounding familiar?).

RAWK: hating on Hodgson/English press, praise for Suarez, little said about "Stevie G"

Hollywood balllll....

DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces.

Beaten at his near post

Should be the England motto

Hope Lallana scores the winner then spits in Hodgson's face.

Defending here is rank. Like they're in a treacle-filled swimming pool.

Pah!

I don't really like England, but Uruguay deserved to be banned from international football for their unstoppable and unceasing cuntery, so happy about that.

Haha, well... it's a goal for Rooney I guess, that's about as much as you can say Well done for being in the box I suppose.

Wouldn't say bent, but he's one of a phenotype Uruguay/Portuguese club sides would know and love, and naive English sides would get incensed by. Asking for it here, but you could be down to ten for the studs up on the keeper. Maybe, but add up Uruguay's Godin being on and all the other shit and I think England are stilll way behind.

Wouldn't say bent, but he's one of a phenotype Uruguay/Portuguese club sides would know and love, and naive English sides would get incensed by.

Wouldn't say bent, but he's one of a phenotype Uruguay/Portuguese club sides would know and love, and naive English sides would get incensed by.

Uruguay landed a great ref.

Well played Roy. 70 minutes late. Cretin.