Haz

Even as shot to bits as he was on Sunday, he oozed more class, more bottle than the present kernts at SJP.

I still think they treat you like shit the way you were kicked out but you were always bigger than that.

RIP Bobby.

If they bring some of the Iranian women with them, I'll renew me ticket!

Yes that would make sense with the squad we have. Flog their feet with a game coming up soon............

Even if the nation did, their business men would love a slice of Western action.

Let it all out son.  You're with friends here.......

Fuck the team bonding.  Heard it all before.

1.  Why did the team need to bond (yet again)?

2. The team will bond with whover they are drinking with at any given time.

3. They still cannot play football like a fucking team anyway.

Without incriminating yourself, just far would you personally go to ensure the survival of NUFC?

How far would you go to ensure success(whatever that elusive creature might be?)

Let's hope he's Sirous about it.

Let loose the dogs of War!

Aye Cry Havoc.

Get Ashley's head on a Pike.

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i thoght barton was peter beardsley . mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif

 

lol so did i

That Alistair McGowan will go the extra mile for a laugh won't he?

4 pages on a piece with no direct quotes.

 

  I don't think we are lucky enough for this story to turn out to be bullshit.

"Direct" quotes have been no guarantee of validity.  Hey lets fuck over the NUFC fans again; it's been a good couple of days.

Not surprised you're not up to date with NUFC...... too fucking busy reading religious stuff, I say.

Never read a religious tract in my life.  NUFC was my religion.

They are just microbes under the scope.  Swine flu would be more welcome.

Ok, I hesitate to ask but Id like an appraisal by some of you with your fingers on the pulse.

What is happening to our great club?

I stopped going to the match 2 seasons back and I dont read the chronicle so I am at odds to know whats going on.

From what i surmise, we are way behind in our preparation for the coming season, no manager and NUFC is bleeding to death in a gutter at leazes park.  I seems as if nothing can move or begin.

Is that what is going on or is there some optimism? somewhere?

Had to go into bandit country yesterday (three bars of soap and it still wont wash off) and on the way there is an official sign on a post saying,  "This way for the Stadium of Light, the North Easts ONLY premiership stadium"

Twats were quick enough to put that up.

And Merson you can fuck off anarl. Grinning twat.

Who was that Joe Kinnear fellow they kept mentioning?

Even though he was running like he had ingrown toenails, running through a lagoon of custard,  Shearer still provided more to the team than Owen when fit.

Djbril Cisse . Still think it'll happen if we stay up.

So do I.

The difference is Smudger and Nolan exist.

Have you ever looked at a player and thought he would one day be at the Toon?

Alas, I had a feeling in my water over Smudger and also, last season, Nolan.

Anyone else had prophecies?

Do you seriously intend to spend money on players enough to guarantee Premier status?

If not, why not?

Can we still use the bogs though but?

With K.K's avowed intent to bring in 2 perhaps 3 more signings, we are woefully poor squadwise.

Even if he fills the three positions next week, that is no way to prepare for the premiership.  We are running to stay in the same spot, only this time the motivation is different.

Kin'ell we are so desperate we are signing anagrams!