Haz

I look at several NUFC pages on FB but they're all wild and spurious claims. But as ever, I come here for your collective knowledge, experience and football savvy. But fuck it, I'll settle for wild and spurious right now!

WTF is happening (or not) for us? Anything at all?

B’mouth were excellent. Whereas, we looked like a herd of Hippo’s, with ingrown toenails, sludging through a lagoon of custard. We knew it had to happen sometime; we've broken some spectacular runs ourselves. Move on.

Looks like I learned how to pronounce his name for nowt.

Loved that video when he walked over to the crowd chanting his name. He walked right into them and everyone had a nice cuddle. He knows he’s loved.

Champion, thanks.

I went to Birmingham once; right by the Bull ring. Cant speak for the entire city but christ what a shithole.

Can someone tell me how to pronounce his name?(just in case he signs?)

Hobbes looks as good as ever but Calvin looks like shit.

Morning chaps (and any Gels) Can you tell me which sources you take notice of? I know they're not gospel but which ones make you go Hmmmm? Theres so bloody many, so which ones should I take no notice of? Truth is, for centuries Ive always come here for the knowledge and some confirmation. Your opinions count.

Mines just about unwatchable. Thank god.

They've all gone on their holidays already.

Some nice touches this morning.

Do we know if he wants to go?

I'm sure played Burn to to get him back in the saddle and restore his confidence. Unfortunately, Burn remains dismounted and looks shot against any pace. Wilson looks shot too but there's no choice.

It's this going to be a case of displaying the fight to hold onto our players, as a victory in the transfer market, like we used to do? How come this ffp shit seems to have no effect on anyone else but the claimed richest club in the world?

FFS!

I'll of course be happy to beat those scruffs. The only thing certain today is that they'll show that fucking Ronnie Radford goal against Hereford. I understand these lot are up in arms as some season ticket holders have been displaced for our 6000 supporters. They'll just have to shit on someone else's seats!

If these fuckers ruin my birthday before it starts, I won’t be responsible for my actions.

We're fucked and flying on fumes.

They’re knackered by circumstances. They’re not superhuman. We don’t have the luxury of rotation - that will take the heat off individuals. under the circumstances, they’re holding up well; perhaps more than we dare hope for.

Gerrin but will someone throw out that fuckin' drummer!

Barca V Real Madrid 3.15pm. Should be canny.

Thor' deein' canny.