Decky

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D 500 NEWCASTLE PREM LEAGUE GOALS

If we dont win, it is all your fault. What if we do win? It's all my fault? Nope, it's Cacapa's fault. And Martins' of course

you jinxed us matey Did i fuck

WTF are we even on the pitch here? its been ALL Spurs.

You like fo use the word fuck don't you? You like to quote him dont you?

Spurs come into life now, we had to go and fucking conceed ffs!

Oh great and Berb is coming on now!

Game over Sorry, can't have that like.

Milner on Zog off

Berb not fit enough to play?

We havent exactly been good at the back ourselves, although Spurs MILES worse. When Berbatov comes on we really need to be 2 up.

We need to get another quick in the 2nd half, the last thing we need is that first half and for Spurs to get one in the 2nd.

Rather be creating chances than none I mean the feeling would be rubbish not our play, im delighted we are creating, we need to play the ball on the ground more and we WILL get goals.

This is rubbish, i hate us having chances and not taking them! It makes it taste worse if it bites us in the arse!

Owen and Martins getting long balls and Geremi on the right and Zog on the left? Are these things ACTUALLY happening?

Geremi on the left now and Zog on the right

Again we are playing ridiculous attacking football, long balls to Owen and Martins? Fucking hell like!

POST!

Good positive start from us.

Fuck the whole bib theory was hilarious tbh

Well it was worth putting Setanta on for the Spurs wank fest

Robinson in the studio

PS: Interview with turd face Jol coming up

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