Ikon

Quiet!

I'm quite sure he wont be here for the season tbh. Question is, will it be too late then...

Was good against City i thought.

Tioté and Colback took fucking ages before they released the ball, always taking 200 touches at least. Anita however...

"That's it, he's gone. Get him up"

He'll come good.

What am i saying bitch!?!?! http://img.modernghana.com/thumb2.aspx?img=XGltYWdlc1xjb250ZW50XGFsYnVtXDI3NzQxNTQ1NC95MXVneDMzd3Y2XzIuanBnfDM0MA==

He absolutely shot himself when he froze Ben Arfa and got rid of him. If he hadn't done that we'd have more points no doubt.

I wanna piss and shit in that lake!

Interview next on.

Pardew looked happy

Good evening this

Cockhead Ireland FFS!

Fucking written in stone that he'll score a brace now when we absolutely want him to not do it

Pardew is actually looking like a drained cat that has run out of milk out there on the touchline. He's getting sacked hopefully.

Well done Sackpardew.com

Janmaat our only player who can shoot?

Crouch

I found a small navy blue cotton ball in my belly button.

We're making Stoke look like Real Madrid on the counter

Already was mine. I'm quite tall actually

The animal Giraffe is now my favourite animal!

GET IN

Our playing tempo reminds me of 11 sloths on tranquilizers.