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The second round of games will surely at least have some sort of urgency to them as some teams will be facing elimination if they lose.

Aye, was amazing.

Presumptuous fucker.

Didi Hamman and Ronnie Whelan absolving the linesman of any blame for the Slovakia goal on the basis that "nobody really knows exactly what the rule is". Look it up lads, it's not fucking difficult.

Did you unleash pain on your surround system in the end then?

Fair play to them, didn't deserve that at all.

Normally I'd agree, but I've backed Portugal and Slovakia so unless the All Whites get a goal I'm firmly in Portugal's corner. Howay Greasy Ronny!

Great counter attack by Slovakia, just a bad touch at the end let him down.

Can just picture Frank de Boer strutting around the dressing room with this blaring on his headphones, checking out the asses of all the Dutch players. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYu-cBXGClU

Gone for Portugal, Slovakia and Brazil (-1) tomorrow. Tenner at 4/1. Portugal will blatantly fuck it up for me, but at least I don't like them so that'll be some consolation.

I think North Korea - Brazil is fascinating, I'm looking forward to seeing the North Koreans out of curiosity. I want to see the NK Fans. No actual Norks there as expected I don't think.. There is a fanclub set up made up of English and Chinese fans I think, who have travelled to given them some kind of support. Ah, that's disappointing. Be class if they had blatant actors in the crowd in North Korean jerseys, like those rent-a-crowds at half time in the Superbowl. Anyone know if the North Koreans are actually going to get to watch the match at all? Last I read was that they were only going to get highlights to ensure that the nation isn't subjected to the horror if they turn out to be shit. I thought they were actually sending over a rent-a-crowd? I heard they were doing auditions of Chinese citizens to only send the most attractive ones or something. It'll make all the shitness thus far worth it if we had all these stunning women making amazed faces in the crowd and celebrating like fuck every time they won a throw in.

I think North Korea - Brazil is fascinating, I'm looking forward to seeing the North Koreans out of curiosity. I want to see the NK Fans. No actual Norks there as expected I don't think.. There is a fanclub set up made up of English and Chinese fans I think, who have travelled to given them some kind of support. Ah, that's disappointing. Be class if they had blatant actors in the crowd in North Korean jerseys, like those rent-a-crowds at half time in the Superbowl. Anyone know if the North Koreans are actually going to get to watch the match at all? Last I read was that they were only going to get highlights to ensure that the nation isn't subjected to the horror if they turn out to be shit.

Did you do the bet? My 3 euros down the drain anyway.

Beautiful timing.

Forza LOLtalia.

Gone for 1-0 to Italy with Montolivo to get the goal. The ultimate stab in the dark this.

All signs point to this being a dull, low scoring game tbh. Might put some money on the 0-0, 1-0 and 0-1 scorelines. Which would more or less guarantee at least two goals in the game for you lot to enjoy.

Fuck sake. Great cross and a good save as well.

Fuck you crossbar, you cunt.

Fuckin' hell what a shot btw!!

Awful pass there, should have been a chance. Watching on mute for this one with some music on, really might be the way to go for the shit games.

Sort it out Cameroon.

Oh by the way, if anyone from the Premier League is actually reading this looking for fixtures so he can shut us down... You're a miserable cunt.

Nah, that's out of bounds I think. The PL are some bunch of miserable cunts when it comes to this like. EDIT: I clearly don't understand these rules at all.

Close.