Shak

Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney man. Three genuinely brilliant players, all look absolutely hopeless out there. Great fucking turn that.

Heskey

Thought you'd look shite in the group stages but didn't think you'd be quite this bad.

Quality save that.

Aye, really seems ideal for your 3 CM's. Stick Lennon out wide and give Rooney a free role.

Dodgy moment from Johnson there.

Nice dummy there.

Algeria keeper looking really dodgy.

Beaten to the punch by Jon. How humiliating.

Not arsed myself obviously but you should have an England WC thread IMO. You're going to want to talk about the aftermath/future games/tactics etc. more than you do with other games. Discussion and debate could be lost in the endless pages of talk about other games.

Right, reloaded. 50 quid more in the account. If I bust that, I'm out. £5 acc on England, Phil Browns and Ghana. Modest £15 return if it comes off... I'm not hopeful.

Swish. Still on for buying some Fubu and playing basketball later? These are awful stereotypes, man. Maybe if you axed me nicely I'd stop. That one was slightly better. Shit I'm straight representin', son.

Swish. Still on for buying some Fubu and playing basketball later? These are awful stereotypes, man. Maybe if you axed me nicely I'd stop.

Swish. Still on for buying some Fubu and playing basketball later?

About the game that is. And you'd prefer some fried chicken to fish, IMO.

You don't give a shit really Mike, IMO.

2-0 or 3-0. Be one of those, no doubt.

Actually, watching the disallowed goal again I can see why it was ruled out.

Just seen the Klose sending off now. Pathetic from the referee. Worst bit of refereeing of the day, IMO.

And Slovenia go home as long as you beat Algeria. You didn't see the first half, man. Saw the second, though. Algeria are shit. If you play well you'll beat them no bother. If you shit the bed, you deserve to go home. Sack up and stop being such a pansy! Because you're never down when your team gets fucked! Let me be, god damnit! No. You have it right in your hands. Beat a really shit team and you're almost assured a spot in the knockouts. You should be elated with that comeback tbh, even if you should have won it in the end. Come on man!

Assuming England wins the next two. Stop being wrong damnit!!

And Slovenia go home as long as you beat Algeria. You didn't see the first half, man. Saw the second, though. Algeria are shit. If you play well you'll beat them no bother. If you shit the bed, you deserve to go home. Sack up and stop being such a pansy!

And Slovenia go home as long as you beat Algeria.

Just beat Algeria and you're through man.

Not looking good for Slovenia now, they probably need to beat England now and I can't really see it.