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Poborsky in Euro 96' style scooped lob from a tight angle, keeper just leaned back and watched it sail over his head. To make things even better, said keeper was my older brother.

I can't decide between Patrick Vieira, Steve McManaman and Shola Ameobi. Dead serious.

Hope this ends a draw, could make the last games quite interesting.

Watching the golf on a stream here, they were advertising the football tomorrow. "Wayne Rooney" sounds hilarious in an American accent.

He gave too many years of great service for me to really hate him. That said, he hurt his legacy a lot with the way he left. A big solid CBA from me.

Better than England though. Was waiting for someone to jump on him.

Given you ample opportunity, so I'm stealing your joke again. http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4787/simonadebisi.jpg The Minister breaks another laptop. Was biding my time man. Still think they could qualify like. Beat Korea and Greece lose to Argentina and they qualify.

Well that's another bet bolloxed. Only plus is the Argies aren't technically qualified yet now, hopefully they start Higuain against Greece.

Fucking hell, what a balls the Nigerians have made of this.

Woeful miss on the rebound that.

Fucking stupid cunt getting sent off.

Rivaldo-esque from the Greek guy tbf.

Pull yourself together man.

Yep. The Nigeria-Korea game is going to be quality, assuming the Greeks don't somehow come back and win.

Keeper reacts to the inswinging ball. http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/omg-a-water-balloon.jpg

I still can't get over how people think Messi's passing is anything other than absolutely top class. Wonderful pass for the 4th goal.

I reckon he'll be in for Tevez next game. I'll find Maradona and kill him if he rests Higuain though.

Got 18/1. Great watching the goalhanging fucker when it benefits you isn't it?

That second goal was vintage.

He'll be busy masturbating while staring at himself in a full length mirror for a while yet.

Awesome. Higuain is shit!!

Argies qualify now for second round unless Greece beat Nigeria. Wonder if they'll break out some of the reserves for the Greece game. Fucking hope not... Put your foot through it Higuain you tit!!

Brilliant. Does my Higuain bet no harm at all!!

Why? He's been gash. Is he blackmailing Diego? No, Maradona is desperately in love with him though and I'm pretty sure he'll fit him in somewhere.

He'll clearly walk right back into the team, you plebs.