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Duff and Keane's chances man.

I really can't be too pissed off with Henry. I've deliberately handled the ball before in games, it's almost an instinctive thing to do tbh. We just got shafted by a truly woeful moment of refereeing, that's all there is to it.

"I feel like I've just had Va Va Voom tattooed on the inside of my ass." The pick of the texts I received last night.

Is it OK that I stayed in for the game Nixon? Am I still allowed be an Ireland fan? I drink Guinness and am eating a baked potato right now, if that helps?

We don't tend to support random teams here in my experience, not collectively anyway. Was cheering for Argentina last time, don't think I could cheer for Maradona as manager though. He seems like a complete wanker. I'll just watch and hope to see some good games.

There's as much of that against the French tbf. What does that have to do with anything?

Not sure I agree with making Henry into some sort of supervillain tbh, it's a perfectly natural thing to do in the heat of the moment really. No defending the official though, he pretty much caught the ball FFS. Your man was offside and all.

I'll admit, I'll cheer against England in football. Wouldn't find me in a thread on here moments after they lost a massive game gloating and calling the whole country cunts though. Guess every country has their fair share of complete wankers though.

Towelie standing up for the refs. Swede Power!!

Because they're playing in France? And here was me thinking they had bars in Ireland Oh get stuffed. Got a cold and pretty much broke at the moment myself, not that I have to explain myself to you.

Offside and two handballs. Bullshit.

Are you implying I'm not Irish like? Got a fairly bad cold anyway. McShane you retard.

I actually think there would be a point for it. What a question though. Yep, also players sent off can come back on too. And the goals are made bigger, and there's no offsides. Equally as ludicrous of course Dave. Has there ever been a 4th sub before, in any game of football in any competition? Anelka you cheating cunt.

Anelka is quality tbf.

To go by the keeper? Fuck sake McShane.

Fucksake, this is torture.

McShane coming on. Can only hope it's for Kilbane, we can't have both of them on at once. O'Shea going off.

Aye

That was it man, score there and we win. Agree with Keef (though he's a cunt for tempting fate so much), this could bite us square in the arse.

It's cos you invaded our country and were basically cunts to us for a fair while, tbf. Mostly in good spirit that we root against England though.

GET FUCKING IN!!

Vintage Duff there. Look up, you fucking gobshite.

It'll be tough, France kept the ball so easily at times last night. Just need to defend well, keep it at 0-0 for as long as possible and try and nick something from the odd set piece we get. Getting through would pretty much be a miracle though, after last night you get the feeling that luck isn't on our side.

Thought Best did pretty well for a guy who'd obviously never been involved in a game of football before. Considering he's a championship striker up against Champion league defenders... Doesn't excuse clearly not being familiar with the offside rule.

Thought Best did pretty well for a guy who'd obviously never been involved in a game of football before.