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Typical

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Would explain Dave's absence tbh. No but seriously, I think it's very well made? Maybe you're right, that it's not some professional journo, but that could be the decoy? Well what I meant is that I don't think it was made by a professional web developer - maybe a journalist or someone techy or someone who has a hobby in web development because it's clean-cut, but it's got some tell-tale minor usability flaws that made me doubt it. i.e. I don't think anyone has been paid to make this Whilst I agree with your deductions, I'm not seeing anything I'd define as a "usability flaw". Do tell?

I mean, the derby is certainly an important date for Newcastle fans, and a very useful stick to beat him with.

‏@CaulkinTheTimes "Brilliant Newcastle United today lost 25-0 in a plucky moral victory over Southampton which saw 9 of their players cruelly sent off." George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 1m "Responding to their fabulous win-defeat, demi-Gods Alan Pardew, Mike Ashley and Lee Charnley promised free Sports Direct mugs for all." George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 1m "'Everything is wonderful' they said in a packed press conference of one journalist, who works for the club. 'But don't quote us on that'."

Would be much more depressing if Colback was fit.

Cabella in the middle, Gouffran and Obertan either side! FWAP

Am I in fucking Canada

Wait a fucking second

I searched newcastle-online.org and it turns out we've been on the Canadian Internet all this fucking time. Fucks sake man. Imagine how much Internet we've all been missing. Fucking livid. Registrant Contact Information: Name: Contact Privacy Inc. Customer 0117086819 Organization: Contact Privacy Inc. Customer 0117086819 City: Toronto State: ON Zip: M6K3M1 Country: CA Phone: +1.4165385457 Email: newcastle online @contactprivacy.com

wut You tend to register domains using the internet, and rarely have to travel to Godaddy HQ.

plebs. Anyone even bothered to google that street address?

so beautiful

Guess it's time to take out his family. Had hoped it wouldn't come to this.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/toon-mad-pals-outraged-new-school-7733503 class

Absolutely nee idea why they're going to the expense of putting up a massive SD sign when we all know the scoreboard is just going to be a massive advert anyway http://i.imgur.com/qa61FJz.png what I always dreamed of

I saw the scoreboard stuff and was positive for a split second, then came in here and saw that massive SD shit that coincidentally will be directly below the scoreboard. Fuck off man.

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The official facebook account posted this news, all the replies are class I particularly liked the simple, but eloquent: Tom Devlin - shouldn't have sold all of our players then you cunts Unlike · Reply · 10 · 12 mins

Hull might be my first team for a while tbh.

and soon to be replaced by http://i.imgur.com/QjKgmKH.gif

Odd for them to go to paris with someone they hate so much

sigh

The fuck is y.mapou. Good job I didn't do a buy yet.

May as well lob this up in case there is a remaining human who hasn't seen this. (DWelbz)