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You say "the club" as if the only direction people at "the club" take is from MA. We have no idea where that direction came from, but I'm sure if AP tells Wendy/The Tea Lady/any other lacky cunt, to get in touch with Stoke and ask them to close the area, then they would.

Would probably be quite helpful for the cause if Cisse came on and got hurt. Pardew rushing him back to save himself, even though we all know he's not ready. Good narrative.

fkn crap It has taken a whole shed load of willpower not to abuse Skirge on twitter like.

neesy started his heel turn a few weeks ago man. Not entirely sure why.

What kind of abusive asshole are you for making her watch this s***? She needs to know my pain Can't you just hit her? It's inhumane to put her through this. Pretty sure it's on the same list as waterboarding.

aye but we'll make a tidy profit

Jack Colback is our Frank Lampard.

never knew prince philip was a lino

Not a pen? Fuck off

Could it be a pen?

I can't believe it's not a pen

a pen, surely.

Or he'll get a jammy goal where the ball bounces in off his tit and the TOON ARMY will be begging for Geordie Tayl Tayls to start. And be captain.

When Taylor gets sent off we can bring on a left back and get PD back at centre back. Oh Paully Dummett, Paullly paully paully paully paully Paul.

aye but http://i.imgur.com/BOwGx5d.jpg

Class.

I thought Motson had been sent to the glue factory.

Fine with me. Tan in, Ashley out. Relegated in a year. Tan out, someone else in.

Hes made some solid PATs tbf. They're not a given anymore.

Hate Froggy, me.

Fatty Nolan offside goal

Damn slow stream

Can I get a hull kit?

Slicem Ben Over

Good clearance by ally mcbeal