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I would go for some random Spanish B team manager who I've never heard of. I'll let VI decide. Or Zidane.

Not important right now though is it. What's important is ridding NUFC of the smarmy cunt.

Everyone should print off a fuck load of these A4 things and litter the whole of SJP with them iyam. Get printing.

Such short term mentality for someone who can use a geet long word like that. IMO it's give up 3 points this weekend, get more than 3 points between now and May.

Rich people with charities = tax avoidance. All still footballer scum.

So dramatic. "Molotov cocktails of hatred" Absolute Kid is mediocre as fuck. A fringe-at-best PL midfielder. Does nowt. He had 1.5 good games, and the rest went as expected.

Bet he stinks of piss

Southampton would have no chance if they sold all their best players like us. We just need time to gel.

Colback on a yellow and Anita gets subbed. Desperately hoping colback gets sent off.

Commentator is a CUNT

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED

that would've been class

Hope I see one on the stream I'm watching but no chatter about it yet..

fuck rig'ht off, JC

Typical

Class

Would explain Dave's absence tbh. No but seriously, I think it's very well made? Maybe you're right, that it's not some professional journo, but that could be the decoy? Well what I meant is that I don't think it was made by a professional web developer - maybe a journalist or someone techy or someone who has a hobby in web development because it's clean-cut, but it's got some tell-tale minor usability flaws that made me doubt it. i.e. I don't think anyone has been paid to make this Whilst I agree with your deductions, I'm not seeing anything I'd define as a "usability flaw". Do tell?

I mean, the derby is certainly an important date for Newcastle fans, and a very useful stick to beat him with.

‏@CaulkinTheTimes "Brilliant Newcastle United today lost 25-0 in a plucky moral victory over Southampton which saw 9 of their players cruelly sent off." George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 1m "Responding to their fabulous win-defeat, demi-Gods Alan Pardew, Mike Ashley and Lee Charnley promised free Sports Direct mugs for all." George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 1m "'Everything is wonderful' they said in a packed press conference of one journalist, who works for the club. 'But don't quote us on that'."

Would be much more depressing if Colback was fit.

Cabella in the middle, Gouffran and Obertan either side! FWAP

Am I in fucking Canada

Wait a fucking second

I searched newcastle-online.org and it turns out we've been on the Canadian Internet all this fucking time. Fucks sake man. Imagine how much Internet we've all been missing. Fucking livid. Registrant Contact Information: Name: Contact Privacy Inc. Customer 0117086819 Organization: Contact Privacy Inc. Customer 0117086819 City: Toronto State: ON Zip: M6K3M1 Country: CA Phone: +1.4165385457 Email: newcastle online @contactprivacy.com

wut You tend to register domains using the internet, and rarely have to travel to Godaddy HQ.