SEMTEX

Ah, go suck on a lemon man. Good player is good. I'm sure the player is just super, but it's just completely irrelevant. NUFC are completely irrelevant. Not completely irrelevant. We're all going to watch the dafties. Would rather watch decent players with no guidance than cloggers with no guidance. Aye. And we'll continue to be mediocre until the end of time, because no-one will complain if we're nicely mid table. We're irrelevant.

Fucking ridiculous banner. It's obviously Dec, he's the intellectual one.

Ah, go suck on a lemon man. Good player is good. I'm sure the player is just super, but it's just completely irrelevant. NUFC are completely irrelevant.

There's no point. I'd prefer we signed no fucker and flirted with relegation some more. It's our only chance of seeing a revolution. If we 'successfully' continue to hit 9th-14th, no-one will say a fucking word. Fans will just dance along to the fat mans mediocre tune. Praying for Harry to intervene.

Aye I know, but if it wasn't for Kanji I'd genuinely think the guy is stuck in the 20s. Calling other the worst types of human beings while he portrays himself on here as a type of superhero that deals with everything thorugh brute force and size of biceps. Dr Semtex, the vertebrae that Neymar broke, the L3 is couple cm's away from nerves that could've potentially kept him in a wheel-chair. I'm not questioning the physical distance between where he was kneed and any specific nerves, I'm questioning the existence of the magical instant-paralysis spot. And the notion that what saved his precious legs was God nudging the knee a little further up to save precious little Neymar. If he was any more self-indulgent, he'd be an individual sachet of Cadbury's highlights wispa gold hot chocolate.

not a single fuck

Jack Colback is available for £5m

nah, no way, na. 2 days from the world cup final. http://i.imgur.com/oNIm2kw.png sigh.

such shit as per. I'm not allowed to make that evaluation, but Dr Neymar Ph.D is perfectly qualified to evaluate potential paralysis? "I thank God for helping me, because if that blow had been a few inches lower I would have risked being paralysed" Quite the analysis. It's just more utter shite from another self-indulgent prick who just can't stand that he's not the main attraction anymore.

Prolapserano more likely amirite

The point is that he wasn't an inch of two away from having his career threatened ffs. He got a knee in the back. I don't care about him rolling his sleeves up to mid-bicep or owt, but all he's doing is trying to keep his ugly mug on the back pages. Just fuck off back to Spain and get back to your role as worst striker in the team.

apart from this attention seeking nonsense

i'm still going strong with the wap site

already got lambo

How dare you speak in such a manner about roy's natural successor.

what is a Larne also, quickbooks is the bane of my existence, so fuck WBA.

killin it on the npw today

I'm somewhere in-between joking and serious. Business as usual.

we hate on attention seeking lady boys for we are real men

massive puff

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28257955 Brazil's Neymar broke down in tears as he claimed the challenge that ended his World Cup came close to paralysing him. The Barcelona forward, 22, fractured a vertebra in his spine when he was kneed in the back by Colombia's Juan Zuniga during Brazil's 2-1 quarter-final win. "I thank God for helping me, because if that blow had been a few inches lower I would have risked being paralysed," said Neymar. Brazil went on to lose 7-1 to Germany in the semi-finals.

one of us, one of us

this better be a shop, else, football related activity, send him to the stocks

his free kick against the yokels was canny too

they were fed up with lower division nobodies, now they've got lower division somebodies