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and offered him a better contract :zomg: Gonna die. ARGH

DAVID CRAIG: Ruiz from Twente bid accepted NUFC FFSSSSSSSGTFI

Still hilarious, still a waste of oxygen

I'd take Gio

Also - anyone even mentioning Hulk is a moron, and anyone believing he'd be even SLIGHTLY interested in NUFC is even stupider. Vulnerable or not, there's no excuse for this fucking nonsense. Now knock it off. Eat my own cock if we sign him etc.

FOX SOCCER REPORTS: We are also hearing that Alan Hutton is choosing between Fulham and Villa and that Danny Simpson may leave Newcastle for Villa.

DC is just making shit up on the spot. "errrrrr yeah, I reckon they're after Bendtner" Absolutely no fucking basis whatsoever. What a twat. He's "getting a sense" that we're closer to a signing we were close to earlier today. FUCK OFF

LUNCHtime here too. No fantastic sounding sandwich though

@CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin There are times when no news is good news. At other times, no news is simply no news. Been quiet all day at #NUFC. 22 seconds ago via Twitter for iPad Fuckoff Culkin. No News might mean we're signing Messi.

Just some nonsense about he'd sign for Man Utd, but if someone like NUFC came in, he'd stay at Rangers, no doubt.

No chance of Jelavic given his prior comments on NUFC

So... Sturridge is at Liverpool by all reports... expected to be related to Meireles going the other way.. Probably just twitter bollocks, but there's lots of it.

... Drenthe at LB...?

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Would fucking love Steven Fletcher tbh, but there's no chance in hell he's leaving Wolves.

What a bunch of fucking pussies you all are.

ugh @ Bassong. Would rather not bother. Nothing to do with talent, but when he left etc.

Yey. Hilarious transfer confirmation lies on deadline day. What a cool mother fucker.

Onze heure, if I remember how to spell that right. onze? quell kind of heure is that shit to be fermeing le fenetre? c'est madness.

What time (UK) does the window close this year? cinq ou midnuit?

SSN saying Bellaz is in talks with QPR. Will be a lot less inclined to hate him if he goes there instead of Liverpool.

No source no believe.

From *guess the source* Denis Stracqualursi (born 20 October 1987 in Rafaela) is an Argentine football striker who plays for a small club in England Everton. His agent Barry Symons took a 53gbp bumg from Bill Kenrights Boyfriend Stracqualursi (Stracster to his mates) likes Mushy peas and chips started his playing career in 2007 with Unión de Sunchales in the 3rd division of Argentine football. In 2008 he joined Gimnasia y Esgrima de La Plata, he scored his first goal for the club in a 1–0 win over Colón de Santa Fe. Straqualursi once turned up for an hour at The Pitz, Scored 1 dived 17 times and left without paying his £6.

Being in a different time zone makes this day half as painful as it would be in the UK. I am forever thankful for that.

Stop being a bunch of pussies. Tiote ain't going nowhere. He's been total shite this season, no fucker will want him. Nice bit of positivity.