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Who cares if the bird just wants your money, she's guaranteed to be bangin'

I'd sooner see Beattie than Lovenkrands, but I'd also sooner see SaAmeobi, Ben Arfa, Best, ShAmeobi, Ba, Obertan and Vučkić up-front ahead of Lovenkrands. So Beattie would probably still be 7th on my pecking order.

Contrary to belief at SJP clubs are allowed to have more than one LB. Well, yes, and it's all well and good for Wigan for have depth in that position, I just imaged that a) Wigan could've strengthened elsewhere, or with someone more versatile, and b) that Chelsea (and PvA) would want him starting games.

That agent may get you 20% more in wages in the first place though.

There's no way he's going to get fired up to the point where he will do anything stupid. He'll be driven but will be playing against people he is friendly with vs fans who he'll no doubt go over to and clap après the game. Won't stop him tearing us a new one to fuck off mr Ashley.

I don't get why Wigan wanted him myself, they've got Figueroa, is he getting replaced or just backed up?

I must have missed the part where Arteta going means we're going down the shitter. Just 1 piece of the overall puzzle.

Arteta back on. Kenwright deserves this shit. Even if Everton don't. Whatever, one more team going down the shitter helps us massively.

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HE CANT HEAR ME. HARRY

Iain Dowie complaining about Kaka It's never gonna happen. They're fucking morons. "He's Harry's kind of player" O RLY?

Twitter user @transferaddict says that Ruiz is in fact having a medical at SJP! I mean, he's probably full of shit. But whatever.

Why the fuck would people pay attention to random nufcfans twitter? Just fucking wait for something from a credible source before celebrating/freaking out. Fucks sake. PUSSIES

Found some random tweet from 7 hours ago... from a complete random person. Only 1 tweet. Almost gives it more credibility... + I doubt OCKy would lie. Disturbing news, and it's not transfer related. The Newcastle United sign on the east stand is being taken down today... #NUFC

I imagine OCK is the source...

POIDH

TOP 6 OR 7. Mackems gonna be pished.

Jim White just had a stroke

No fucking cleavage whatsoever. Fuck Transfer Deadline day. Fuck it up it's stupid ass.

Sawyer better have her fucking tits out

baby blue not do you? The AC rumour was founded by a fake Guillem Ball twitter account. Ryder is too stupid to filter it seems.

Will be a very useful player to have. Even if he's gormless as fuck.

'the fuck is happening? Ridgewell too?

If Carroll goes to Russia

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