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Fantastic change tbh

Should've been a pen. Fucking Saylor. Total piece of shit.

Howay man, NSFW tags please.

NAR LIKE Edgar is gonna be the next big AMAZING defender man. How DARE you question the GOD that is David Edgar!?

aye but Colo can actually pass the ball and play football a bit. I can't imagine Steven Taylor spraying it around the middle of the park any time soon

Shit. What the fuck is that mess!? What happened to Sholaface!?

watching the mackems game now, that Shorey OG was a bullet. Fantastic.

Decent chance with fairly poor shot by Torres. It's weird, when he's managed to actually control the ball, he's decent, until he shoots, when he just gives it to the keeper. Aaaand another chance for Torres made by Yossi, probably should've scored.

Decent spell for Wigan in last 5 minutes.

Sunderland getting relegated would be a better result. Miracles can happen.

Onside, completely unmarked, easy as fuck... misses the ball when trying to control it, ball bounces through to Al-Habsi. Guess who?

tbf, Torres had his arm in Al-Habsi's face when Al-Habsi flapped at the corner that lead to the Malouda goal. Probably should get an assist for that.

Malouda GOAL and a fucking awful scrappy piece of shit at that.

Torres just did something that looked good taking on two players, but his shot was fucking awful. He just rolled the ball to the keeper. Side footed it, the keeper had to wait a second before slowly lying down to save the ball.

Aye, neither looked particularly pleased. Rodallega more-so than Insomnia tbf.

Insomina & Rodallega coming off for Di Santo & Conor Sammon. Insanity.

50m quid is on the pitch now. 30 minutes to prove his shit.

Torres is stripped off and ready to replace Le great sulk

Supergoal Frank just hit one a whisker wide from 18 yards out.

He's on for Obi, so it's a decently attacking move n arl.

Yossi Benayoun is coming on for Chelski.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll throw Torres on soon

Boyce booked for time wasting in the 41st minute

Malouda should've scored. One on one, saved by Al-Habsi. Chelsea's playmaking was basically CECH hoof, Drogba head on, Malouda through, first time straight at keeper.

It'll happen.