SEMTEX

KILL HIM

I've hovered over the stupid freaking 2.2 odds for there to be another goal in this game, with £25 put in. But I waited too long and got fucked. Rubbish.

He should have said yes. Ref couldn't do anything anyway. Until the net time he's clean through and the ref whistles for an invisible infringement.

My 'in-play' tip of the day, Brazil to beat Ivory Coast.

Just the 2 hand balls then

daft.

I always back Ivory Coast on matches like this and they always fucking let me down. Brazil 17-0 IC

Europe sucks

He hadn't even left the pitch by then?

4 mins added. Let's see if it goes to 96.

Bollocks does it. Not one other ref will do that for the rest of the competition.

Did he seriously just get booked for having cramp?

raped

I'm on-side with the France squad tbf. Domenech has always been a disaster waiting to happen. They should be sending him on his way early imo. I'm sure they can survive without him.

I was far too enraged by then to realise what the commentary mongs were talking about.

If that was a pen in every game, we'd've seen at least three hundred pens by now.

Well left by the keeper there. Confident keeping, I like it.

I dunno, I stopped paying attention after the Rooney bit. It was like watching grass grow.

... could be time for a sneaky Italy bet...?

Stupid American. Italy 0-1 NZ

Mike man. I try my best to put people in their place when they whip out the stale old american stereotypes, you're really not helping me much!

woop

get iiiin

Robert Huth. Hmm of Boro and Stoke fame though. How about Podolski? Only plays well for the national team and the first German player to miss a penalty for 20 years or summat. Why don't you just get a Bosnian shirt, wouldn't that make a little more sense? Bosnia shirt isn't as nice though. That's my issue I don't like germany just their shirt. I was considering Ozil like Unbelievable suggested but I could go for Petric who should be playing for Bosnia as he was born there. That seems reasonable. However, I guess it depends how the Bosnian community views him, you may be turning your back on your own kind with that one.

Robert Huth. Hmm of Boro and Stoke fame though. How about Podolski? Only plays well for the national team and the first German player to miss a penalty for 20 years or summat. Why don't you just get a Bosnian shirt, wouldn't that make a little more sense?