tmonkey

Abidal has completely shut Valencia out of the game. Great performance.

Nice ballerina swan leap by Ferdinand.

Awful keeping.

Gazza 1996.

Townsend just orgasmed.

Time ticking for '99 to be referenced.

Alves has been awful.

Xavi as usual turns up in the big games.

He looks drunk.

Too lightweight.

That would've been such a class goal.

Abidal is pwning Valencia so far.

Barca running the show now.

ManU are the home team though, they have an advantage here.

Busquets at it already.

Sounds like it's a home game for ManU.

Sure they paid £6m for him through a tribunal. Yeah, my mistake. Wikipedia says £3.5m.

Anelka's performance against us in the Carling Cup was also one the best performances by an opposition player this season, probably the best. Still has a good amount of pace left in him for a 32 year old. In fact I'm sure he hasn't had a major injury throughout his entire career, very fit player with little wear and tear visible. Not that he'll ever be playing for us, so meh. We should just put a £10m bid in for Sturridge and see what happens, especially since the pound to euro is like 1.1. Abramovich wants to reduce costs and I'm sure he'll want to recoup some money for the Torres signing, so surely a significant profit on a player snapped up on a tribunal fee is going to be tempting. I'm not sure Sturridge is good enough to be leading the line for a title challenging side anytime soon.

Chelsea have Drogba, Torres, Kalou and Anelka though. Maybe Sturridge would be ahead of Kalou, but he'd still be behind 3 other strikers who are considerably better, so if he does return then he'd have to be happy with sitting on the bench again. Which in theory should not be the case as he would have said "No" to a loan move to Bolton last Jan if he was happy to do that.

What makes that pic worse is the knowledge that Shakria is banging the guy on the left. What a bastard.

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African, central midfielder, supposedly good. Sounds like Claude Makelele to me.

The reporter asked him what club they're playing in the CL Final next week. That was his response.

Such a monotone pundit.