tmonkey

Hopefully thats the end of Higuain in this tournament.

Cambiasso is overrated though. Good defensively, a nothing player when it comes to distribution or movement.

Jonas with a nice ballerina Plié there.

FM legend Enyeama. Always available for £250k at the start of games.

Higuain ffs.

Can't quite get over seeing Jonas at right back. Just looks so odd, and his positioning is pretty shocking to boot.

This is going to be a mauling. 5 minutes gone and the Nigerians look incompetent at the back.

It's a bit similar to "stunner", as in "zomg she's a stunner", when being stunned is normally a bad thing (as in, "zomg that pig just threw a stun grenade at me").

Frabrice Pancrates would have had a better game today than Sidney Govou.

Gourcuff has done pretty well imo ... at ending any hopes of a big money transfer to a CL club. Time to edit his stats on FM.

Dennis Wise's World Youtube Player of the Year subbed off.

He's like a shit, useless version of Riquelme.

Some nice river dancing by the ref prior to the trip.

Gourcuff the next Zidane...my arse.

Loads of empty seats too.

1 minute gone and France look shit.

Fookin' Prawns !!

Fucking awesome goal.

FM legend coming on.

What's so special about him? They paid millions to bring him in yet it's Gareth Southgate who's getting more screen time.

Not sure why, but I feel the need to pop out quickly and get an Old El Paso box, a few peppers and some chicken right away.

Good run by Kaka.

Found it:

There a Scholes style pic of Adriano's Johnson floating around the web or something? Intrigued...in a heterosexual way...Anyone care to share it? Put it in a spoiler if possible.