tmonkey

Oh dear John. Oh dear.

I hope C.Ronaldo cries like a baby...for the second time in the game.

Ronaldo bottled it! YES.

Bah, time for the Apprentice.

Joe Cole has done fuck all too.

Wouldnt mind seeing Lampard lift the cup, as long as those ManU dont. The 1999 win is still mentioned even though it was nearly a decade ago.

Owen misses his fair share of sitters too though. To be fair to Tevez, hes more of a playmaker than a hardcore goalscorer.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:zvYywn6My_hIUM:http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/72558295.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3DABC8D6567E9A17A828C3AA96BF0BE140284831B75F48EF45 Ronaldo after tackle.

"Ferdinand could do nothing about it". Not being a skinny, twat faced stoner would help.

Tevez is one of the best players in the league, but he misses a large number of absolute sitters.

Struggling to understand why Malouda even started. Never understood why Chelsea signed him, or how he got into the French first team for the last world cup.

Look at that fucking little cunt Cole. Biggest diver in the game. Weak little fanny.

Hargreaves is well impressive. Good wherever he plays.

Tevez should have tucked that away.

Ferdinand the stoner.

Damnit. Good cross from Brown, nice header from Ronaldo. Essien having no idea what hes doing at right back.

He's like Bergkamp. Dirty little fucker, but apparently noone cares because hes a "model professional".

Please no. I can see it now. Scholes in a head bandage winning the Cup for ManU....

Ashley Cole being a nice little weak link. Shit bastard.

10 minutes gone, some woeful passes and pieces of ball control from both sides.

Come on Chelsea!!

Ha ha, like a cider lolly? A very small, transparent cider lolly maybe.

I bet you it tastes like ginger too.

What channel is this on? Setanta sports. Kolkata Knight Riders vs Rajasthan Royals on Setanta 1. Kildare v Wicklow on Setanta 2. Leinster SFC Kildare v Wicklow on Setanta Ireland. This is driving me nuts. Im going to keep switching channels till Turan comes on and shoots rockets from his arse.

Barton is an underrated footballer who has only recently reached 50% of the form that he's capable of. He's a good player with good talent, all we've seen is an average player with flashes of decent play. There are plenty of central midfielders in the Premiership who lack the ability or the confidence to pass forwards - Barton is not one of them, and I like that about him. Keep him, stick by him. If he steps out of line one more time, then cut lose, because if a few months in jail doesnt make him realise how lucky he is to be a professional footballer playing for our club, than nothing will. Hopefully he'll come out of this a better person. The jail term isnt a massive deal from a footballing point of view. At most, he'll miss the first 3 or so months of the new season, which is merely a typical moderately lengthy pre-season injury that plenty of players pick up. The trouble is, he'll have missed pre season yet again, which was probably the reason for his overall poor form this season just gone for us, but if he comes back the same player as he has been under Keegan, then I'll have no complaints.