Jaypee

Let's hope people are frustrated by this and takes it on Pardew.

Lovely viewing there after the whistle.

We're heading straight towards relegation and people are happy to sit there quietly and applaud this shit. Baffling.

Again we never really looked like we were gonna score. Can't see it changing anytime soon.

Aye, pace on the break with two (max three) players going forward. We wasted so many opportunities because the midfield has clearly been told to be careful.

Surprised if Pardew doesn't walk straight down the tunnel, the coward he is.

Looked like plenty was saying goodbye (as in not coming back). Lot of hugging and waving going on.

Dem empty seats

That look on his face, man, disgusting

Bellamy on

20 minutes to go

We're still fucking shit, like. Too bad Cardiff's even shitter,

Pardew just sitting there shouting

Go on Zaha

Mbiwa on to protect the 0-3

Still time for 5 or 6.

Shola time

Jordan's record banner too

GET IN

Pardew out finally audible!

Astonished by how Pardew escapes even a hint of criticism from these commentators/pundits so far.

Pardew back really makes a difference, like. Some really nice attacking front-foot football from us here.

Rape us plz