Jaypee

Scando? Racist.

At least it seems to be going according to Pardew's plan. Whether or not that's a good plan is another thing...

No, it shouldn't have stood

Not too bad, but we can't be that scared the second half. Everyone needs to sort out their passing, especially Anita and Cabaye. Still think we can do this.

Would have liked to see Perch in place of Willo, especially considering the fact the latter hasn't played for ages. Anyway, he too has his good days so let's hope this is one of them.

I'm already drunk, jotenko mate

Aye, just gotta say, Papiss was brilliant and well up for it tonight.

Two stupid goals to let in, but what the hell, we're still in this. Although not really in a position to do so, I urge all of you who haven't got a ticket for the 2nd leg to get one asap, your support might make the difference.

This.

We can fucking do this. Howay.

Howayyyy

mackems in Europe

I want one of those umbrellas.

http://i.imgur.com/ktQNNM1.png They've got 12 players starting, we're fucked.

Ate all my crisps already

Cheers, guys. I'll be able to sort it out

ITV player? I'm sure they will be, aye. How does this work, then? Is it free? Only for UK?

Attacking. At least Obertan has fucked off.

Has had his chances now, not good enough whatsoever. Sell, please.

Don't get the rage, it really isn't surprising at all. Typical Pardew approach, and we're not good enough to hold these guys off. Ok, he should have seen that himself and had a go but fucking hell, what were you expecting?

This. People moan about him being offside all the time, but he has been working his arse off lately and, as he proved today, still knows how to score. Love him.

How is Ferguson allowed to do this?

Shit goal to let in, that.