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Odds on Keane's golden labrador?

Would they even notice a boycott if it happened?

Yes Alan, we'd like to put it behind us as well, so please fuck off asap.

Long stint? It was no more than 6 games. That is a long stint for a striker. A strikers confidence is always a fragile thing, you don't fuck with that when they are in good form.

Not that hard to out smart a half-wit.

Never be world class lad if you can't perform at least 80-90 percent of your ability week in week out.

Never been the same since he had that long stint on the wing. Totally fucked him up. Pardew is to blame.

Never in question was it?

We're missing a Nolan or even Barton.

Frustrating as hell. That's why you don't see us win at a canter anymore.

Still shocked we managed to fuck that up. Zeesus

Spouting shite about kneejerk reactions. Time for you to fuck off you inept arse licking cockney prick. Fucking pathetic.

Needs sacking for this, the smarmy cunt.

Just fucking score you shit cunts!

Nowt to do with players being shit at all. Down to the manager how prepared his players are.

Typical Pardew performance. Fucking wank.

Fucking score and score now!

Come on lads, put on some pressure.

Well it's official. We're still a bag of shite.

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllll! Now stop fucking about and finish them.

Fuck it. With Cisse with his finger up his arse, I'd go with Ben Arfa Gouffran Remy Second half

Typical, these are the types of games we always slip up on at home. Now fucking do them, and send podge face home with nothing.

Now fucking score again lads, come on, score now.

Self destruct yet again. Fucking planks.

Come on cisse, get your scoring boots on.