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That was abysmal. Truly. Guess I'm staying home in 2014 then

Our best spell was under Peter Withe, the ex-Villa and Newcastle player. We looked like a good team back then. Then we did nothing for a few years but were still a decent team, then Bryan Robson came in and destroyed everything. 2-0, gay

The manager's German. link

Sent back home That was just a PR stunt. All of them.

What in the blue hell was that?

Gay

Our actual best player now is a 23 year old #9 who's actually unbelievably taller than 5'9", has excellent technique (relatively) and can head the ball. He's our best prospect for 10+ years, and needs to move abroad to gain experience. He's probably good enough for the Belgian second league or something like that, but he gets paid too much and the lifestyle here is incomparable (trust me, it really is), so he's stagnated in the past couple of years and puts in inconsistent performances. That's the general story for our kids. They become good, get famous, live a rock star lifestyle, get loads of pussy and decide that they're content so they stop putting in the necessary time on the pitch. That's actually the general story for all our athletes. Our best tennis player retired at 28, married a former Miss Universe, opened a few restaurants then started selling some herbal Viagra shit. And at one point he was actually ranked #9 or #10 in the world.

And you guys whinge when Lampard and Gerrard start together! I would kill for a player with half the ability of a Lampard or Gerrard in our team! Was it Brewce who signed your best player when he was at Huddersfield? Didn't play a single minute IIRC. Yeah. How the hell do you remember that shit? His nickname is Zico, and when he scored a hat-trick in the reserves, everyone here got really excited. Two months later and he was back home.

HT. That'll do, pigs. That'll do.

And you guys whinge when Lampard and Gerrard start together! I would kill for a player with half the ability of a Lampard or Gerrard in our team!

We'd be great a 7 a side team. The pitch is just too big for us. Always has been, always will be. How are you guys watching this? Is there really a dodgy stream out there?

I was ready to explode, why the pussy shot!

You don't like the haircut? That's what half the male population look like here. We're not even playing our best player, for a reason that only our German manager knows. A draw today and Tuesday will be electric. Massive props for watching this Even my mates have decided a night-out is more interesting than watching us play away from home.

I have tickets to our home game against the Aussies on Tuesday, so it would be nice if that game still had some importance. I know that whatever happens today, if we beat the Aussies we'll be in 2nd with one match to play, but our last match is away and we're dogshit away from home. We need the Tuesday match to one where if we win, we're 99% through.

This game is shite. How the hell are we playing so shite? We're a bunch of short-arses, what's with all the fucking long balls? And yeah, Sewelly, we've only ever gone past this stage ONCE! Fucking once

The Saudis just blanked out our national anthem on TV. What the fuck. Here we go.

What in the blue hell are Australia doing? I know if we lose to Saudi Arabia then we're most probably done but there would still be some hope because we could beat Oman and hope the Aussies beat the Saudis, but now if Oman are level on points with us then there's no way we'll do it because we'll have to win 2 of 3 now.

Well, if/when the lease expires, the stadium ownership will be transferred over to the landowner in most cases, so the council might want to allow the lease to expire, then lease it back to NUFC under the condition that the name of the stadium can't be change. That is if the lease isn't something ridiculous like a 99 year lease

We didn't lose £4 million in the same financial year as we sold Carroll because Llambias was bragging that we were almost breaking even before the sale. Pretty sure he said we lost £4 million for the last year, break even predicted for the next one. EDIT: In 2008/09 we reported an operating loss before player trading of £37.7m. In 2009/10 that loss was £33.5m. Once audited, our accounts for 2010/11 are expected to show an operating loss of just £4.7m and this year we hope we will be close to breaking even. Operating loss before player trading. Ergo, we will make a full year profit because we made a significant profit in player trading. If you're going to quote something then make sure you've read and understood what it means.

These guys don't know how to build a brand which has richness, culture and heritage. Put them in charge of Rolex or Marriott or whatever and they'll just reduce prices and commercialise the shit out of everything. Here, have a brand new Rolex watch sponsored by McDonalds. Ashley's had success by being cheap. The cunt ain't changing what made him a billionaire.

This shit doesn't even happen in America Fenway Park is Fenway Park, Yankee Stadium - even after being rebuilt - is still Yankee Stadium, The Rose Bowl is still The Rose Bowl. It's fair enough if you're building a stadium and you're using the sponsorship money to finance the construction of a new stadium, but even as commercialised as the Americans are, they don't deface stadiums with history and value by 'rebranding' it in such a shameless manner. People saying that it will happen elsewhere in the Premiership. It won't. Not with an old, historic stadium. Old Trafford and Anfield will never have its name changed. Maybe if the new Liverpool owners build a new stadium then it'll have a new name, but there's no way that Anfield will be 'rebranded' like this. The real problem is that these cunts have done jack shit to improve our revenue, so the excuse that they've used to do this is pathetic. We were getting 100m+ under Freddy. There's no need to rebrand the stadium to get that. We can compete with teams in the Premiership without getting money from renaming the stadium. How the hell do Spurs do it? They've got a smaller fucking stadium and they can still compete! Liverpool get 20m from their sponsorship deal because their marketing guy is good at his job. Llambias is shit at his, which is why they've had to resort to this to increase commercial revenue. If he was good at his job, we should be getting 15m from a new kit sponsorship deal.

Fucking shite by Rodallega, O'Hara scores at the other end.

When Tioté gets injured, right? No. Not when Diame is good going forward and defending. He's not better than Tiote at what Tiote does, but in a partnership with someone like Cabaye, we'd be better off because both work hard, can pass the ball and help defend.

Diame is superb. Him and Cabaye partnered together would be

Yup. It's probably more exerting some pressure on his agent rather than preparing the fans for his departure - like those three were - but it's still worrying.