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Wouldn't want Lescott in our team, though. Are you serious? Strong, composed, decent on the ball? And you wouldn't want him in our team? Every single one of their starting eleven yesterday would be starting in our team. I wouldn't pick Lescott over Coloccini, but Lescott partnering Coloccini would be immense.

He'll get it right. Getting into those positions is key. It shows that his movement is good. Wenger will coach the hesitation out of him.

Gotze is magical.

We're missing Tiote quite badly here.

Taylor's had a shocking game. Classic regression to the mean game.

We were bound to have a game where things didn't bounce our way. Let's get it out of the system.

Cunts.

Not sure what you're getting at there. They haven't been peppering our goal with shots. They've passed it about and dominated possession, but bar the Balotelli chance, they haven't worked Krul at all. Until R Taylor imploded twice.

Krul's had one save to make and we're somehow down 2-0. Bullshit. Our midfield's been poor. Ba's done ok but he hasn't had enough support. Ben Arfa has been ok; a couple of misplaced passes but also a couple of moments of magic. Sammy needs to take Clichy on, and we as a team just need to try to pass it around more and not resort to hoofing the ball up, especially because Best isn't playing today. Play the balls into channels, get our quick players to run on to them.

Fuck. Almost.

Time to fuck these cunts up.

How the hell did we lose today? The referee was a fucking disgrace. We had some clear cut chances but messed them up so stupidly and got hit on the counter. I am still so confused as to how we lost today. Australia were shit and even though we were missing two key players, we still were better than them.

I will take a draw

Thailand vs Australia starting in 20 minutes. I'm at the stadium. Time to fuck up these Aussie bastards.

He's scored a few. No goals at home was what my commentator said.

As am I For the record, I think the Star-Spangled Banner is the best one around. The Italian one is great.

This is what Barca would look like without Messi. They would still be excellent on the ball and would dominate the match from a possession perspective, but they would struggle to create clear cut chances against the best teams and they would struggle to score. Spain were like this in the WC as well, but they scored when they needed to.

Torres and Fabregas on the bench They are far too good. The only team that can compete with them in terms of pure talent is Germany because the Germans have so much quality in midfield as well.

Bojan is a quality player who's just lacking confidence. Regular games and a couple of goals will solve that. He's a deadly finisher (on his day) and his all-round play ain't bad either. And he's got pace to burn. A confident Bojan would have lots of fun in the Premiership.

Cabaye is a quarter Vietnamese, isn't it?

That #7 is a cunt

God, so pathetic.

Australia - 9 Saudi Arabia - 5 Thailand - 4 Oman - 4 Thailand vs Australia Saudi Arabia vs Oman Oman vs Thailand Australia vs Saudi Arabia Impossible. We'll end up bottom of the group, as usual.

That was abysmal. Truly. Guess I'm staying home in 2014 then

Our best spell was under Peter Withe, the ex-Villa and Newcastle player. We looked like a good team back then. Then we did nothing for a few years but were still a decent team, then Bryan Robson came in and destroyed everything. 2-0, gay