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You're very naive if you think that every guilty party was actually punished in the Calciopoli scandal.

Not only did the Calciopoli give Inter a points advantage over all their rivals (Fior, Milan, Lazio) and of course setting Juve back at least two seasons, it also gave them all the players who have been key to their success since (Ibra being the most obvious). Talk about not earning your victories.

So when was the last time Inter won the title before they were handed one in 2006? Nineteen-fucking-eighty-eight. 18 years. Small, shit club. Juve's building a nice squad, give Milan a couple of years and Inter will be back in their normal position challenging for shit.

We were in for Terry but we picked Woodgate over him.

It's not like they've been that bad, have they? 2 CL titles in the past 6 years, one CL runner up and a league title as well. Without all the Calciopoli nonsense, Inter would never be where they are now.

Transition year for Milan. But don't worry, there's a reason that they [historically] average nearly 5k more when they play in the San Siro than when Inter does. They are the bigger club.

Giggs thinks he's Zidane with all these through balls.

Mike Dean: Cunt.

The irony of Man Utd's fans booing Eduardo

Weak shits. The Arsenal players need to grow a pair.

The Arsenal players are nervous because this is Man Utd and they're at Old Trafford but they really shouldn't be because this Man Utd team is way weaker than most in recent times. Almost, Van der Persie!

Anyone remember Shearer not being given a pen in almost the exact same position when he actually had control of the ball? Cunt. Fucking Man Utd.

Not in a million years. The ball is flying out of the pitch. Ridiculous decision.

Van der Persie

Arsenal are always confident when they're up but if Man Utd equalise (somehow), I think Arsenal will crumble. Berbatov needs to come on soon.

What a save by Foster. Should be 2. What has Carrick been smoking lately? He's been very poor.

New formation, no Ferdinand, no VdS, out of form Carrick and of course, no Ronaldo - the spine of their team, pretty much.

Transition year for Man Utd unless Rooney steps it up more than a few notches. Valencia is very raw; he's only got one trick: pace. Giggs and Scholes are past it, Ferdinand is feeling the effects of seasons of 50+ matches and their attack is weak. I'm not sure why Fergie didn't spend 60m on Ribery or match Aguero's transfer clause. They really look like they need someone that can pull defenders out of position and create something from nowhere. As hardworking as Rooney is, it seems neither he nor Fergie knows where he's most effective and whether he should continue to track back and help out the defense as he's done in the past few seasons.

Bourdeux will move on from that group if Gorcouff is still there you just wait and see Why won't he be there? He's just signed a long-term contract, has been saying all the right things and if memory serves me right, hit a double last weekend.

Madrid v Milan - Kaka returning to San Siro. Inter v Barca - Zlatan and Eto'o. Tasty ties.

They're in £500 million pounds of debt. Aye and it shows on the pitch like Well i'm not too good on finance but surely being in that much debt cannot be sustainable. IUt can if your income is high enough, which Manures is. They'll have to refinance it in about two years. There's no way they can pay back the interest + principal on the 14% shit they've got.

Whatrs this about Fleishmann Hillard They would 'apparently' be hired to do some PR and repair the relations between the club and fans. Pure, full blown, NYC PR w***-fest. Expect the words 'leveraging relationships', lots of things being different 'moving forwards' and some blonde flat-chested gym freak in a skirt. Cool. A-Rod to switch games and be our main striker. He'll always miss the big chances.

Arsenal's football is exquisite. I don't know how it's still only 2-0.

It will obviously not happen, but we should expect to win every one of our home games. If we can do that and, on average, get a draw in every away game then we end up with 92 points = automatic promotion. We're on course so far.

Me too