sempuki

Mick Lowes' voice increasing in volume when QPR go close is doing nothing for my nerves.

We are lucky it is QPR. 3 minutes to go and definitely not over yet.

Self-inflicted misery. What is it with this club?

I wonder if we will make it into their half?

Taarabt coming on to torment us.

Why do we have to make it so difficult? Every fucking time!?

Harper will earn a testimonial if he can keep a clean sheet.

The last 10 minutes will be absolute torture. Thanks again NUFC.

Do we want to get relegated?

What the fuck Elliot???

Marveaux is light years better than Obertan...

Lightbulb heed?

14 minutes to hang on.

Mackems now 1-1.

Sounds like the Mackems are fluking it - only 35% possession and half as many shots as Southampton.

Off the fucking line again....

Perch booked already...

Mackems 1-0

Norwich 3-0.

Why turn to shit again?

45 minutes away....

One more (probably asking for too much) and we should be safe. Such relief after a shocking start.

Harper coming on?

That is why they are relegated! Get in!

A goal from Newcastle - a rarity. Now get another one!