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Stoke are abject.

Said Danny Graham getting an earful from a pitch invader on the radio.

Stoke 1-0 against 10 men Mackems without their best forwards. Might turn out to be a good night after all!

Oh yes!

Send him off!

No Fletcher and Sessegnon are certainly helping our cause.

Stoke are awful away (although not as bad as us). Depends which version of the Mackems turn up. Would be very happy with a draw.

Not Lightbulb heed?

Might have to beat Arsenal.

Oh for another last minute goal from Cisse...

I hate Wigan - they are so obviously going to stay up.

If we can get a draw and the Wigan result stays the same I would definitely take it.

HTL!

Sissoko dropped?

Have to get at least a point imo. Bricking it big style!

Hopefully some stories in the papers tonight of Cock Piss Pardew's imminent dismissal!

Roeder saved us last time and would have a better chance than Pardew. Still prefer Keegan like!

West Ham will want to make Pardew suffer. They are nothing special but obviously will try harder than us.

17th and sinking. Only hope is Wigan cocking up but don't bank on it.

It would be sweet but this is Newcastle and things like this don't happen.

They are playing Russian roulette if they decide to keep him. I know Ashley likes to gamble but rather than backing a lame horse he needs to go for someone who can shake the players up for the final 3 games. There is too much at stake.

Fair play to Villa - putting on a performance when they desperately needed to.

8 for me and creeping up. Could be Bournemouth away next season which is typical as I have just moved away from there. The next three games are going to be massive.

When push comes to shove even rubbish sides like Villa step up to the plate. Us? Get humiliated at home in the worst result for over 80 years. God, we are in big trouble.

Now I am worried! If Wigan don't fuck up we are gone imo.